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Who will win the debate?
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by 2032 every candidate's thoughts are lnked via Imindsync and the debates are never ending stream of consciousness thoughts which never ends

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We must move forward towards, not upwards or backwards and always twirling twirling towards freedom

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If some alien superior species is studying us now they would be well within reason to think we select our leaders based on who boasts his dick is the biggest

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Why does U Miami have such a great debate stage?

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yeah "45 seconds to respond" that's totally gonna happen

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Kasich: Ohio please please vote for me you know you miss me like an old ex please ol'john is counting on this

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Jesus rubio looks terrible

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Trump: I will do .......something

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Cruz: we just need to get our wages down to 0.50/hr and then we are comeptitive

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This is loving boring nobody even called trump on the fact that he flip floped on h1b1s for like the 4th time

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LOL TRUMP BEING META

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Cruz: the police doesn't shoot enough people

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goddamn this is boring

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HAHA GERALD FORD SERVED THE COUNTRY BY PARDENING A CRIMINAL

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hahah yeah he's right rubio and kasich are screwed

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lol first energy tonight

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Wow Trump is consciously going for a 1v1 showdown against Cruz

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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

lol Cruz is so willing to throw Kasich and Rubio under the bus

lol why do u think everyone hates him?

He's prob throw his daughter under the bus if it wins him the presidency

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CRUZ JUST NEGGED TRUMP

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GrimGypsy posted:

Trump sounded boring and stupid. The only thing that covers that stuff up is when he blusters and yells. He's too scared to even stick to the same gimmick, let alone the same positions, for more than a day at a time. I can't get enough of the mental gymnastics necessary to pretend any of his dozen rotating personas(or any combination thereof) are going to resonate in the general with anyone but the stupid racists already behind him.

Nah he realized he's won already all he has to do is take 0 risk and the nom is his

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Rubio loses Florida lol no way he pulls a sanders on this

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The candidates could have literally took a poo poo on the stage and flung the feces at each other and he's still be making the same tweet

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