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Who will win the debate?
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump sounds measured but will lose it the first time he is attacked

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



nobody has ever been more disliked than me while running for president, my unfavorability is yooooge

democrats and independents will vote for me anything because *ffaaaaarrttt*

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



dafuq is he talking about

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



kasich's dad was a steelmailman

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



rubio just accepts that most americans can't afford anything anymore

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



these trade deals allow for America to have a surplus of little matchstick girls to die of poverty in a snowbank just feet from a wealthy family with more than they could possibly use

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Montasque posted:

How long does "I need to be measured and controlled to close this deal" Trump last?

that's up to the moderators, they can make him stop in an instant

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Totalizator posted:

So did all four of them came out AGAINST free trade?

they're all against free trade

but have no plans to dismantle or weaken it

Trump invented a new thing that he's in favor of

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



i can't hire americans for 1/3 of the prevailing wage waaaaaaaaahhh

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



THAT WAS A QUESTION FOR TRUMP GODDAMNIT

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



who is going to punish them marco

if you're going to slash and burn all government oversight

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



did Kasich just loving jog there or what

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"the tide is rising sir, why isn't out boat gaining?"

"oh no it's rising because one boat is becoming incredibly large and displacing a bunch of water we're going to be crushed noooooo"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



strong

hard

good

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



THIRSTY TRUMP

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nobody is able to actually say how they will do it

And get mad if you press them

but they can do it by gosh and they will

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Time for more generic GOP policy

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"Of course it's federal, okay here's a bunch of states and how they run it"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mandatory vocational training from 7th grade is the opposite of allowing people to explore their potential and be exposed to the wider world

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



All children will be free to apply to private schools where they will be rejected because they are minorities

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"gently caress you if you aren't already old, but keep paying into it"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



time for Trump to confess he wants to gut it but use different words, like his healthcare plan

"I can't believe the Dems want to do nothing, anyway my plan is to not change it"

lmao fantastic

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lmao Trump bashes Democrats for not wanting to do anything with SS and leave it as is

Says he wants to leave it as is.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump's energy level looking like his whole "I'm fat and 70 years old" thing is catching up to him

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"Bidding, you know, like what kept the cost of the War in Iraq down"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



gently caress your 401k GOP

401k's for retirement are a goddamned scam

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Okay Cruz how about you take my money that I'm putting into SS that I'm never going to see and just give it to me now. Make the current retirees that are voting for me to lose this bootstrap

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If a 401k is the proposed alternative to an actual retirement program that's a failure from the get-go. Anything with the stock market is gambling and it's just set up to feed fees into the machine

If 401k's are a viable alternative to proper social security why is everybody older than 35 begging to be exempted from them?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol what happened to that 5 trillion surplus in 1999 Kasich

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Kasich forgot to include, "all of this unless you're young, they probably won't see a SS check"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Kasich forgot to include, "all of this unless you're young, they probably won't see a SS check"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Mutually Assured Tariff Warfare

Americans pay double, Trump claims victory

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Has the situation Trump is describing ever happened?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



So let me get this right

Trump's plan is to posture and hope they fold, which obviously they won't, then pass 100% of the cost onto the consumer. What incentive do the companies have to move back to the US to avoid the tariff in that case? It's not like we're the biggest market anymore

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol it's going to be like 3 more generations before the GOP gets back the last minority block that went overwhelmingly for them

Muslim-Americans used to vote GOP 95%

Now it's flipped

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol Trump deciding to leave the pivot to center approach that he was uncomfortable with and appeal to the GamerGate crowd

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



We literally can't bomb them harder or give the Kurds more aid

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



We will

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES

increase VS funding

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Boring, vaguely unlikable, and shilling 90% of the standard GOP line with no actual details?

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