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Who will win the debate?
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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Someone quick tweet about how Donald Trump is terrible at sucking dicks so he will defend himself during the debate, presumably by sucking his own dick.

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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


The Pussy Boss posted:

that is one punchable face
He's he same model as Ted Cruz but built in an American factory. :911:

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Is it wrong to treat this like a championship game in which you don't care about either team?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Nice commercial. Obama is trying to cut the Obamacare you love so much.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


logikv9 posted:

already tipsy
Are you Kasich?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I look in the faces of people all over this country, and they're like "who are you?"

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Fairy boat.

They know the 21st century already started right?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I will simply starve them out -Ted Cruz 2016

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


First they came for the literate but I was illiderit so I dnt kare...

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Al! posted:

he sounds like he just took a shot of mustard

Drinking game: take a shot of mustard every time John Kasich wins a state primary.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Winkie01 posted:

Rubio is less than a week from retirement

And then he has to go back to not going back to congress.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


That's pretty much all he had to say to win FLA. Too bad everyone who is voting has been asleep since 7.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Wow, Rubio could win Florida with how badly Cruz and Trump handled Cuba questions.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Secretaries of State :eng101:

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


You loving shitbag Rubio, you loving dumbfuck shitmouth dick.

SLOSifl has issued a correction as of 04:20 on Mar 11, 2016

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Maybe it's okay if sea levels rise and drown Florida? Yeah?

Nice try Kasich, you're a man of no party.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Genetics posted:

gently caress Ted Cruz in the rear end.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Putin strong. Can move bear. Can lift horse meat. Is good man.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Things he's doing. Me not. What they do? No. Want some? Can't have.

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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Ted Cruz boasted about shutting down the government, to invalidate what he's saying.

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