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Who will win the debate?
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Debate prediction: lol nothing matters

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Yessssssss. The insane CNN intros are back.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hahahaa it doesn't start until nine. Choke on massive bags of dicks, CNN you fucks.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News"





*lies about the time their media event begins*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The music that plays over the CNN Money numbers on the pirate stream is *extremely* my jam.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I love that Trump syntax has infected us all.

https://twitter.com/politicalwire/status/708104434329505792

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"This is fine. Everything's fine." ~ Reince Priebus

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

logikv9 posted:

heard there was a latino anderson cooper at the democratic debate yesterday

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/707751446746370048

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Since Carson has endorsed Trump, I want Donald to get asked about the grain storage theory of the pyramids tonight.


I really can't get enough pyramid talk in this election.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Harmonizing really does make this song better. It's not a high bar, since the song really sucks a lot.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
They're letting someone from the loving Washington Times be part of this?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"This election is not about insults."


FACT CHECK: We rate this statement mostly false.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Tapper is going to try really hard to keep this thing on the rails. Let's see how long it lasts.


My guess is about ten minutes, tops.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I have no idea what Kasich's trade plan is. I think it's just the status quo, but there's no way of knowing from that answer.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Trump knows all the laws. They're great laws.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Marco is giving a really good answer on trade and making it obvious why he has near unanimous support from GOP politicians and donors.


He's going to lose his home state.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Totalizator posted:

So did all four of them came out AGAINST free trade?

Nope. Marco was strong in favor of it and articulated the free trade view well.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This policy-focused Marco Rubio could really get a lot done in the Senate.

Oh, right.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
“I know the H-1B program very well. It’s something that I use and I shouldn’t be allowed to use”

Good thing that Congress hasn't allowed a ridiculous expansion of executive authority :allears:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So now we've shifted the Overton Window to reducing legal immigration.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/708114621190774784

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The difference is that Tapper is asking them about policy and not about statements that other candidates made.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

paranoid randroid posted:

hahaha at 68, 70 years old?

hahahahaha gently caress me

I mean, what else can we do? Other than increasing taxes moderately on people who earn more than $105,000 a year, of course.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
And once again, Trump accidentally stumbles on the right answer by default.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:lol: He's literally classifying the DoD as waste, fraud, and abuse.


Which I love :getin:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Can someone check on Grover Norquist and Pete Peterson right now? Are... are they OK? :ohdear:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

paranoid randroid posted:

what the gently caress is this bidding poo poo

He wants to allow the government to negotiate prescription drug prices. That's a core part of the Democratic party platform.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

paranoid randroid posted:

yes but why is he talking about it in response to a question about pulling social security numbers out of his rear end

because Donald Trump

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:lol: Cruz has no loving idea how to respond to Trump calming pointing out he's full of poo poo.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/708118562473250816

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Interesting that Trump's pivoting to trade, an issue much bigger in Ohio than Florida. Wonder if he thinks he's already got FL wrapped up.


More likely: there's no strategy, he's just talking.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Meanwhile, Obama trolling Cruz

https://twitter.com/Sarah_Boxer/status/708115589177413632

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Obama really should have argued that the PPACA penalty isn't a tax, it's a threat. I wonder what John Roberts would have thought about that.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

paranoid randroid posted:

hey can someone point me to the stream for the GOP presidential debate? i seem to have accidentally tuned in to the undercard debate for a house seat in kansas.

We're gonna make Ness City great again and it's gonna be amazing. Believe me.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"He says what people wish they could say"

So, Rubio wishes he could say all the poo poo Trump says?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"We have a serious problem of hate. There is tremendous hate. There is tremendous hate. There is tremendous hate." ~ Donald Trump

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
How exactly has the CIA been "hamstrung"? I honestly have no clue.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

How exactly has the CIA been "hamstrung"? I honestly have no clue.

I mean, aside from their decades-long streak of incompetence. That's a given

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/zackbeauchamp/status/708124033414352896

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
He first credential is being grand marshall of a parade. This is the Trump I love.

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