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Who will win the debate?
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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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Ethiser posted:

Not sure I can take debates two days in a row.

This one will be a lot better than yesterday's snoozefest.

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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zen death robot posted:

Everyone up there is in it for themselves to some degree

Ted Cruz is on a mission from God.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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You know, Reince Priebus would have a good chance at a brokered convention.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Kasich looks pissed off.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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How are they justifying Hugh Hewitt's continued presence at these debates?

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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Why can't we make our flowers in the U.S.?

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Mr Hootington posted:

why are they sane all of a sudden?

Attacking him didn't work, so they've moved on to plan C.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
I don't recognize this Marco Rubio.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

blue squares posted:

As a future teacher

oh no no no

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
I don't know how Trump came back from that.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Once again Rubio has had the smallest stage presence so far.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Thundercracker posted:

Is Cruz an actual economic idiot or just playing one? What's the difference between a tariff and an import tax? Why did he feed Trump that 45% tariff question? Even as Cruz was talking I already knew what was Trump's plan of attack.

Ted Cruz is really, honestly a pathological liar.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
"People wish they could say that they hate Muslims."

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Fun fact: Marc Rubio has said "cementary" several times in these debates.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

really awkward to hear a republican try and defend muslims

The base is going to hate it.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Mr. Nemo posted:

We never* targeted** innocent civilians***

Carpet bombing doesn't count as targetting, and suspected terrorists aren't civilians. Something along these lines, yes?

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Yudo posted:

Trump is the only dove? Holy poo poo.

It's been this way since Paul dropped out.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Is this a good night or a bad night for Trump or does "nothing matters" still hold?

This seems like a prototypical "nothing matters" night. It hasn't been remotely interesting to the average voter.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

CubsWoo posted:

what if scientists just started calling the climate a creation of isis, or possibly palestine

That would be our last, best chance to save our planet.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Cruz: "Turn the camera!"

They're really just copying Trump now.

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Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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Cracked_Gear posted:

"Ford served the country great by Pardoning Nixon" Really kaisch?

He's sending a subtle message to Trump.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
oh for gently caress's sake

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Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
"One last break" on CNN usually means it's straight to closing statements.

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Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

zen death robot posted:

How many more super tuesdays are there

Next Tuesday, April 26th, June 7th. Not much more to go!

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Rubio can no longer win Florida unless the polls have been completely wrong. Early voting is big in the Senior State, and early voting has been brutal to Rubio.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Gloria Borger just said that Trump gave "substantive answers" to the questions.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Venom Snake posted:

If Hillary wins it will own watching trump have to talk to a woman far more powerful than him, and then watch him poo poo is pants when she refuses to back down

If Sanders wins it will own watching trump get crucified by an old socialist grandpa

You think a Trump primary win is certain now, but a Hillary primary loss is still in the cards?

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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Rubio: "I believe the winner of the Florida primary is going to be the Republican nominee."

loving hell.

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Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
I get the feeling that Kasich has a lot of rage bottled up inside.

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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Wrap it up.

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