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I'm about to drink out of it again because there are too many rad stickers on it to just use it as a piss bottle. Has this happened to you?
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Probably sanitized it with your piss better than the rest of us hippies ever would by any other means, so kudos
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Mar 13, 2016 10:28
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Man i knew a dude who would drink his canteen of water every night before going to bed, piss in it during the night, and then pour the piss out and use it as a canteen again all the next day. i thought that was loving disgusting. but also i really admired his fortitude. we could probably all take a page out of that guy's book
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Mar 13, 2016 23:04
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Nalgenes are for clipping to your North Face backpack to hike your local university. Platypus bottles are where it's at. Don't use my red platypus. It's the pee one. 
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Mar 14, 2016 19:34
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I use a collapsible nalgene as my pissflask. Note: Pissflask is also my radio callsign. With enough forethought and care, you can even pee while still in your sleeping bag.
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Mar 15, 2016 10:31
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why don't you go pee outside you get to see the stars and stuff
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Mar 15, 2016 14:31
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That's how the yetis get you
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Mar 15, 2016 17:28
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Because cold-induced diuresis is nature's bitchiest trick.
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Mar 15, 2016 17:48
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Wait you guys pee in your nice bottles on purpose? I thought this thread was about when you forget a Gatorade bottle...
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Mar 15, 2016 21:15
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Epitope posted:Wait you guys pee in your nice bottles on purpose? I thought this thread was about when you forget a Gatorade bottle... Gotta try a pisslock bag.
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Epitope posted:Wait you guys pee in your nice bottles on purpose? I thought this thread was about when you forget a Gatorade bottle... Pack It In, Pack It Out
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Mar 16, 2016 19:20
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Free Market Mambo posted:Gotta try a pisslock bag. Could always go this route too  black children posted:Pack It In, Pack It Out Especially condoms
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Mar 17, 2016 04:31
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Like a wandering LNT ronin, pisssacks swinging in the pure mountain air.
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Mar 17, 2016 14:19
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who the hell are you people?
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Mar 18, 2016 05:26
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It's only one step removed from poop socking
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Mar 21, 2016 01:01
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Levitate posted:why don't you go pee outside you get to see the stars and stuff Did this last night. Stars were cool but putting on snowy boots sucked. Thought about peeing in the nalgene...
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Mar 21, 2016 04:30
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Some places require you to take your poop w/you. Big wall climbers use poop tubes. Me, I just do it to feel like an astronaut.
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Mar 21, 2016 11:28
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a true master aligns the zipper of his sleeping bag with the zipper of the tent flap, so that only his ding-dong is exposed to the chill air. and that but for the briefest of moments, as the pee is unleashed
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Mar 21, 2016 18:12
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I'm the resultant pissicle
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Mar 21, 2016 18:37
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I'm still alive. Gonna do this more.
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Mar 22, 2016 01:23
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I'm full of questions, questions like: why carry a Nalgene, and why pee in it? Maybe I get it if you don't pee out of an aimable hose thing and it's very cold, but otherwise? To answer your question, no it hasn't happened to me, but if it did I'd just wash it first and be fine?
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Mar 22, 2016 02:02
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honestly I'd only heard of old dudes peeing in bottles before now I'm shocked and appalled as the number of piss bottlers that are probably younger than I am.
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Mar 22, 2016 04:07
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Nalgenes are bad for pee. But they are great for mixed drinks at parties. Did that at a St. Patrick's party last week.
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Mar 22, 2016 05:44
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Oh, I didn't do this backpacking. I did it lying in my bed.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:31
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Heck, I'm peeing in my nalgene right now!
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Mar 23, 2016 08:48
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Why are nalgenes bad? Besides the fact that once you put sugar liquid or soap in them you are forever hosed, that is.
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Mar 23, 2016 16:27
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real men drink their piss straight from the source
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Crazyeyes posted:Why are nalgenes bad? Besides the fact that once you put sugar liquid or soap in them you are forever hosed, that is. They're pointless. If you want a heavy/durable bottle, use metal. If you want a lighter bottle, buy a liter of water from the grocery store.
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Mar 23, 2016 19:50
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I'm the one who peed in your nalgene, OP sorry
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Mar 23, 2016 20:43
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Metal is nice, but tends to both dent and be super thermally conductive/heavy. This is good for some things, but if I'm melting snow for drinking water, or boiling hot water bottles to throw in my sleeping bag, it's nalgene time. I had a nice big Kleen Kanteen until I tele'd into a big tree and watched it launch downslope into eternity like a silver bullet. Summer time just use soda bottles for day trips, unless you are filtering or having to collect from difficult water sources. Don't pee into soda bottles, the backpressure is dangerous for your dilz. Gatorade or bust.
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Mar 23, 2016 22:47
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yeah I gotta use those wide mouth bottles anyways
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Mar 23, 2016 23:27
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No girth bragging in the nalgene pee bottle thread
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Mar 24, 2016 01:52
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Picnic Princess posted:No girth bragging in the nalgene pee bottle thread 
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what
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Mar 29, 2016 12:24
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what the hell
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Mar 29, 2016 12:24
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why is happen
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Mar 29, 2016 12:25
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why pee bottle?!
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Mar 29, 2016 12:25
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Get out bear I'm piss
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Mar 29, 2016 20:26
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No we accept bears as our friends here Don't bear shame
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Bears are bad friends they just want your picnic baskets
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