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Anchor Wanker
May 14, 2015

WampaLord posted:

I look forward to November when it happens again and the nation's fate is decided by millions of old retired fucks and meth'd out rednecks.

Don't forget angry old Cuban people.

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I wonder if Bernouts are going to blame the Florida loss on Florida's reporting of numbers throughout the day, thus demoralising Sanders voters?

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:

I wonder if Bernouts are going to blame the Florida loss on Florida's reporting of numbers throughout the day, thus demoralising Sanders voters?
That might be second after minorities.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Please, we're blaming it on the olds.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea come on guys the order stays the same as always.

1) The Media Narrative
2) Why Don't These Minorities Know We're Right
3) Death To Olds

all this tuesday adds is a spicy Cuban flavor to it.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
When will we know how much Rubio lost by?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea come on guys the order stays the same as always.

1) The Media Narrative
2) Why Don't These Minorities Know We're Right
3) Death To Olds

all this tuesday adds is a spicy Cuban flavor to it.

Actually Cuban food isn't very spicy, hth!

Bill Buckner
Aug 14, 2005
Hillary and Trump should embrace the bipartisan will of the people and shove Bernie in a locker. :911:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
So Decision Desk is just testing. It's showing Hillary with 10,666 votes, Bernie with 5,444, at 11 AM. Florida's electoral machine is not that efficient.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Thump! posted:

Please, we're blaming it on the olds.

Quite a lot of the problems with this country can be traced to olds, really

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

ReidRansom posted:

Quite a lot of the problems with this country can be traced to olds, really

All of the problems come from the oldest whitest people

the founding fathers

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

pathetic little tramp posted:

So Decision Desk is just testing. It's showing Hillary with 10,666 votes, Bernie with 5,444, at 11 AM. Florida's electoral machine is not that efficient.

sounds like electoral fraud :argh:

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Maybe we shouldn't let people vote once they've passed the average life expectancy for their demographic.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

pathetic little tramp posted:

So Decision Desk is just testing. It's showing Hillary with 10,666 votes, Bernie with 5,444, at 11 AM. Florida's electoral machine is not that efficient.

Et tu Satan?

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





ReidRansom posted:

Maybe we shouldn't let people vote once they've passed the average life expectancy for their demographic.

give every generation an equal share of the vote. has this ever come up before?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

pathetic little tramp posted:

I wonder if Bernouts are going to blame the Florida loss on Florida's reporting of numbers throughout the day, thus demoralising Sanders voters?

No one is expecting Bernie to win Florida--it seems like the only people who are are pissy, vindictive Hillary supporters who want Sanders voters to think he has a chance in Florida. It's a closed primary and it's full of old people--of course the demographics are against him.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Alter Ego posted:

No one is expecting Bernie to win Florida--it seems like the only people who are are pissy, vindictive Hillary supporters who want Sanders voters to think he has a chance in Florida. It's a closed primary and it's full of old people--of course the demographics are against him.

Yea this, FL has never ever been a toss-up.... people in these threads just look for excuses to paint Bernie supporters with a bad brush. Haters gonna hate.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Alter Ego posted:

No one is expecting Bernie to win Florida--it seems like the only people who are are pissy, vindictive Hillary supporters who want Sanders voters to think he has a chance in Florida. It's a closed primary and it's full of old people--of course the demographics are against him.

You didn't get the memo? We're all racist sexists.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

zen death robot posted:

OP forgot the democratic candidates again

The democratic candidates:
- The Goldman Sachs lady
- Karl Marx

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
In praise of Lucifer and in service of the enlightenment of humankind shall this black mass commence. May the monsters amidst us be exposed for the true essence of their characters, the frauds revealed as liars, and the thieves caught red-handed. That which does not bend must break, and that which can be destroyed by truth shall not be spared it's demise. It is done. Hail Satan.



TRUMP!


Also Bernie :buddy: :wooper: :toot:

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.
stay safe satanism ghost

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g

Theme song for 2016

Bill Buckner
Aug 14, 2005
Bernie supporters are the worst!

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

No Butt Stuff posted:

Here's the democratic ballot order in Missouri. Why is it this way?

Hillary Clinton
Henry Hewes
Roque “Rocky” De La Fuente
Bernie Sanders
Keith Judd
Willie L. Wilson
Martin J. O’Malley
John Wolfe
Jon Adams
(UNCOMMITTED)
In Texas it's randomized; when my parents and I voted Bernie's name was toward the front and Hillary's name was last.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


fade5 posted:

In Texas it's randomized; when my parents and I voted Bernie's name was toward the front and Hillary's name was last.

I want to say it's actually randomized county by county.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Zen Death "Superallah" Robot please change my name to satanism ghost


If you see this post and hail Satan your country will be made great again

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Thump! posted:

You didn't get the memo? We're all racist sexists.

I know 100% that I'm a racist sexist since I'm a GiP poster, does that mean I'm 200% racist/sexist 'cause I support Sanders.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Fox news moved from discussing expectations about the elections

To shittalkkng gawker for joking about child porn, in their legal defense of their right to publish hulk hogan's sex tape

Bill Buckner
Aug 14, 2005

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I know 100% that I'm a racist sexist since I'm a GiP poster, does that mean I'm 200% racist/sexist 'cause I support Sanders.

Yes, and bad too! Bernie is a bad man.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

crazy cloud posted:

Fox news moved from discussing expectations about the elections

To shittalkkng gawker for joking about child porn, in their legal defense of their right to publish hulk hogan's sex tape

Fine by me - Gawker deserves to be poo poo-talked as often as possible

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
I voted for Sanders in Ohio. My dad voted for Kasich as a Democrat because he wants to gently caress over Trump and keep him from taking Ohio/help a contested convention in July. My mom voted Clinton because she likes Clinton. My sister voted Trump because she's a blue-collar conservative and really loves Trump for "telling it like it is."

Diversity! :shepface:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

DaveWoo posted:

Fine by me - Gawker deserves to be poo poo-talked as often as possible

Same but the contrast in subject matter was abrupt + extremely funny because imagine hulk hogan loving

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Donald Trump will become president, and also sex movie of underpants grappling absurd mustache man. I'm an adult and I'm doing a journalism.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I know 100% that I'm a racist sexist since I'm a GiP poster, does that mean I'm 200% racist/sexist 'cause I support Sanders.

Same. We're basically Nazis.

Mappo
Apr 27, 2009
Here is what I hope happens.

Kasich: OH
Cruz: IL, MO
Trump: FL, NC
Rubio: Weeps openly why'll announcing the suspension of his campaign.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Mappo posted:

Here is what I hope happens.

Kasich: OH
Cruz: IL, MO
Trump: FL, NC
Rubio: Weeps openly why'll announcing the suspension of his campaign.

Doubt he'll risk losing that much water.

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420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Actually Cuban food isn't very spicy, hth!

White people think bell peppers and celery are spicy

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