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[SERIOUS] [EMERGENCY] I (22M) saw somebody. Guy(?) in a coat. submitted 3 hours ago by nsf001
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:43 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:14 |
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[UPDATE] I (22M) thought I saw somebody. Must be a homeless guy. submitted 2 hours ago by nsf001
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:43 |
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Huh?? Whose footprints are these??
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:44 |
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Hmmm. Just the wind.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:44 |
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Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter. #warneverchanges
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:47 |
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[ATTENTION] Post your latest login/password changes here Pages: 1234567... Last
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:50 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:Hmmm. Just the wind. posted 35 minutes ago by genome-you-didnt | 32 likes That was NOT the wind! The same thing happened to a buddy of mine and he got tranq'd. >>>>> re: NOT the wind! >>>>> posted 29 minutes ago by bandanaman72 | 4 likes >>>>> That's an urban legend. It was definitely the wind. Just relax and continue your patrol.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:51 |
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Achtung!
Lumpy the Cook fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Mar 15, 2016 |
# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:52 |
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Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:54 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:NOT the wind! Listen, I walk the same foot path around this hanger 8 hours a day and yeah I'm not perfect, I tend to fall asleep on my feet (Christ these Alaskan winters are brutal) and let me just tell you, I definitely saw someone hiding under a tank today and when I went to check, he was gone.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:54 |
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Guys, I know we said this before but it needs to be restated: if you see a cardboard box in the middle of the hallway, go up close to it, but don't bother lifting it up... That's the night shifts job.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:57 |
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Command. Be advised. I saw a cardboard box move. Should I investigate?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:58 |
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Discussion > Mooks On The Job > OSHA Thread Mark IV: Your boss CANNOT make you stack explosive barrels near load-bearing struts
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:59 |
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Accordion Man posted:Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:00 |
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Just saw a guy crawling through an air vent. Will hang out near the exit and report back.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:01 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Just saw a guy crawling through an air vent. Will hang out near the exit and report back.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:02 |
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Didn't there use to be like six other guards around here somewhere?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:04 |
where did you guys get the markov bots!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:05 |
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Does anyone know how to block PMs from a user? I don't care if "Icarus has found me" but I'm sick of hearing about it.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:07 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Does anyone know how to block PMs from a user? I don't care if "Icarus has found me" but I'm sick of hearing about it.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:13 |
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Post this is Unit 28, heard suspicious whistling in dark, secluded bushes, will check out on own without informing squad.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:16 |
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smashthestate
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:30 |
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Kraven Moorhed posted:smashthestate poo poo, that's not the password box. I'm already logged in?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:31 |
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E/N > plz don't jump on my head Pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ... Last plz don't jump on my head, ok, plz don't do that anymore, don't jump on my head and my shell plz don't do that
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:35 |
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Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll stand guard here for a little while longer. Started taking extra shifts to help put my baby girl through college. I don't get to see my family a whole lot, but I know they're proud of the work I put in to support them.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:40 |
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Ask Me About Holding a Rare Drop
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:41 |
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Welcome to Henchchat! > > > MOTD: Don't forget to check all suspicious persons found in unauthorized ares! > > > 22:34 March 15, 2016 [22:34] 2smart4thiefs: hey guys i just saw a weird guy go into the warehouse im workin at should i check it [22:35] fststrentacopitw: nah man they aint payin you enuf [22:35] Combine2382: last time a guy did that he got killed by a toilet [22:37] FisherKiller1337: just start yellin you know hes in there itll scare his rear end out [22:38] 2smart4thiefs: i gotta check it out guys, theyre countin on me [22:40] 2smart4thiefs: i hear him man hes in the fuckin armory > 2smart4thiefs has disconnected, remote connection closed by client -------------------------------------------------------------- 23:12 March 15, 2016 > 2smart4thiefs has connected [23:12] 2smart4thiefs: I totally got him guys, snuck up behind him and shot him in the head. Didn't know what hit him! [23:12] FisherKiller1337: you alright man you typin kinda funny [23:15] 2smart4thiefs: yeah man yeah just excited you know gonna get a big bonus ---------------------------------------------------------------- [23:43] 2smart4thiefs; Yeah can you believe this rear end in a top hat saved his IRC password, every guard in the facility uses this thing. I've got the nuke, I'm on my way out. [23:43] sonofpatriots1775: !!! Orv fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Mar 16, 2016 |
# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:54 |
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Schutzstaffel
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 00:34 |
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Oh poo poo, they got Alex! They ain't gettin' me!
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 00:45 |
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:05 |
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Do you think you'll get your own squad after what happened last week?
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:09 |
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PROBATION | Mook4Sanders2016 | Shot with a tranquilizer dart. User loses consciousness for 6 minutes. | JesusChristDenton | jmanderley
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:16 |
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d o n ' t a t t a c k m y e y e s
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:18 |
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HOLY poo poo CLICK THIS VIDEO [HILARIOUS] [AWKWARD] [LMAO] I know a security guy at the Gold Saucer. Remember those AVALANCHE shitlords who trolled us last week? The big black [EDIT: Can I say that? Someone weigh in. HueyNewtonianPhysics? ShinraYourShoes90?] one went on a date with the skinny suspenders guy. We got the whole thing on tape! Check it out!
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:22 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:HOLY poo poo CLICK THIS VIDEO [HILARIOUS] [AWKWARD] [LMAO]
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:22 |
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Oh poo poo, was that Hojo? Haha, gently caress, MAKOutKing, you're so getting experimented on.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:23 |
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PRAISE KEFKA! HE IS THE LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT! REPENT SINNERS!
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:37 |
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Guys I got my new patrol route and it just goes straight through a wall. Am I supposed to just walk in place against it or something? EDIT: nvm turns out you can just clip through it Internet Kraken fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Mar 16, 2016 |
# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:41 |
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Well I know a party of intruders are murdering the group of my coworkers near the entrance of this room, but I'm not getting involved unless they come within 20 yards of me. Union rules I'm afraid.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:42 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:14 |
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Forums > Main > Henchman Headaches > very scared of jumping man i am scared of the jumping man. i am hiding in pipe until he leaves. he will not find me in here. plz help, friends. EDIT: oh no he is on the pipe EDIT 2: ow
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 01:47 |