- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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There's a man - I think he's following me. Sometimes I turn my head and something ducks into the shadows. Sometimes I get a glimpse of a face, handsome and covered in mud. Who is this dirty, handsome man? What does he want with me? Only time will tell.
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Mar 16, 2016 14:23
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 16, 2024 13:00
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- assemblyrequired
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Maybe he's shy and in love
Good luck with your romantic endeavors, this fella seems v nice
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Mar 16, 2016 14:51
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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What keeps me awake at night is the fact that he is so dirty! Is he some kind of sexy construction worker? Does he tend to pigs?
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Mar 16, 2016 14:53
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yes
he's a construction worker trying to build a relationship
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Mar 16, 2016 14:57
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- alnilam
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How does he smell?
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Mar 16, 2016 16:02
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- FilthIncarnate
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Weird owl has life all figured out
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Honestly I just wanted to be friends.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:21
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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Honestly I just wanted to be friends.
Where are you from? What's your story?
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Mar 16, 2016 17:26
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May 16, 2024 13:00
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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What keeps me awake at night is the fact that he is so dirty! Is he some kind of sexy construction worker? Does he tend to pigs?
he's employed honey!
I feel a byob success story coming
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