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Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
haha oh man, our CEO, CAO and VP of sales all got shitcanned

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Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
it was conditional on the board financing some of our debt, so who the hell knows

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
this is amazing, the whole office is in disarray. half of everybody here isn't sure who they report to anymore. I should go home, I doubt any one would even notice

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Badger of Basra posted:

are you going to tell us why they resigned or what

Aeryk posted:

it was conditional on the board financing some of our debt, so who the hell knows

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
To me men! we'll give purchasing everything they've earned!

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
I need a really fancy hat to convince people of my new authority

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
pimpin 4 bernie

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
I'm sorry we have to have this conversation fade5, but sometimes the natural world is cruel and things die

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
when randroid goes insane and dies, can his estate get a refund for the bad decision dog?

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

mr crowe please take off the drapes

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
2016 is shaping up to be one of the strangest years of my adult life

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

Oh no, I'll be sorry then! I'll see!

when I see my kids doing something stupid, I ask if they want any advice. they say no 9/10 times and when it all goes to poo poo I get to say 'it's ok you'll do better next time, it took me awhile to figure it out'. it's the best perk of dadding imo, maximum smug

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
I really just don't get what appeals people to trump, I guess they want to believe the lies real bad

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Badger of Basra posted:

i'll probably vote for hillary

welcome, brother. your stipend will show up on your kitchen counter in the middle of the night, don't be alarmed. it will be in a gold envelope embossed with 'goldman sachs'

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Badger of Basra posted:

in my planning classes i've basically taken to saying "democracy really sucks and everything would be better if we had 0 public input process" and they all act kind of shocked

a lot of ballot initiatives bother me. it's like I don't know fuckers, you tell me if it's a good idea, that's why we voted you in?

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

mandatory lesbian posted:

you think i got to be 134 pounds by eating stuff thats good for me, u thought wrong buddy

congratulations you are exactly heavy enough to fly the f-35!

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
onion, hands down

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
binow pictured:

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Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

cucumbers are also good, but are technically a fruit

oh gently caress off

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Badger of Basra posted:

i can't decide whether to marry the jock or the emo kid in this farm game

alex does have some great hair

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Who What Now posted:

Whichever one has superior ranged DPS.

probably alex, he has a wicked throwing arm

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

site posted:

Are those your only two options?

there is a Fabio guy who lives in a shack on the beach and writes books and poetry

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Badger of Basra posted:

upon marriage your spouse becomes omniscient and knows immediately if you give a gift to another single person in town

they get real mad about too

marry haley

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Badger of Basra posted:

how long until the gaming community turns on him a la fez guy

the games thread is in a minor tizzy because now you need oak sap to make kegs

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
hahaha I'm going got lurk dadchat then throw shade on an anime farming game

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Popular Thug Drink posted:

that thread owns

"i've stuffed three barns with a thousand kegs and i'm turning out a hundred bottles of cranberry wine a day, man this game is really easy in the endgame and there's nothing to spend all this money on. dev hosed up the late game balance here"

I know right? go back 2 joja weirdo minmaxers

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

paranoid randroid posted:

but hows the TRADE ECONOMY, my dude??

the trade economy is you throw all your poo poo in a box outside your door and the mayor sneaks over in the middle of the night and takes it all and leaves you money

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Popular Thug Drink posted:

how many illegitimate kids do you think Lewis has

I dunno, but I bet marnie makes him treat all the cows like offspring

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

I don't know what kind of end-game content there could be to stardew valley, honestly

yoba turns out to be an elder god and it turns into an innsmouth type situation

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
the human mind, fragile like a cranberry wine bottle

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
I like to give pam a beer before she drives the bus out to the desert

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
science lady is a big ol' nihilist too, you'd probably pick her berke

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
You marry Maru, let her get a PHD in robotics and have her fully automate your farm

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
intel's new high end quad cores are called 'skull valley', pretty metal

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
sometimes I wonder what it would take to drive me to straight lunacy, like do I have the right genetics for it, do you need to have a hosed up childhood to really get pushed over the edge?

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
*scribbles hastily* hmmmm drugs and politics...

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
oh poo poo I forgot I can just ask zoux to give me autism. or was it he can only give himself autism, I forget

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
I was beat for the #1 spot by Berke by one post in the thread before last

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

paranoid randroid posted:

im not sure how i could physically post more, without determining a way to stretch a single idea across three posts. im already pretty hard up to justify my patented Two Single Line Posts in a Row on the Same Topic methodology

Just quote everyone else, content theft fueled by time theft

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Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
Can we get a # of posts per hour graph so we can see peak posting time

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