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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

my tax bill was negative 800 dollars

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

was that your return because that just means you paid too much. total up your fica/ssi withholdings and subtract your refund and thats your tax bill

whatever fishmech

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

this except negative 4k because i dont know how to properly fill out a w-2

why are you filling out your own w-2

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

sock it to me?!

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i've never actually seen the clip of him saying it, only read about it

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


gah

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

i owe $6000 in taxes

thanks a lot, AMT

shut your trap, trust fund haver

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

if uconn women's wins again then the seniors on their team will have won the championship every year they have played

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

http://i.imgur.com/rDiVe2z.gifv

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

you hate dogs

how dare you

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i love dogs and want to cuddle one right now

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

na(zi)ruto

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i only know about sharps because of that one dnd poster who comes into any thread where they call skinheads racists and says "no!!! sharps exist!"

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:



pictured: jazz and badge

stop posting your sister's uggo dogs

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

unsettlingly small

much like your posting

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

lol, greeks proving evvery day that they deserve to die in a ditch

europol returning to form

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Aeryk posted:

this is amazing, the whole office is in disarray. half of everybody here isn't sure who they report to anymore. I should go home, I doubt any one would even notice

are you going to tell us why they resigned or what

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Rollofthedice posted:

My entire existence is defined by bread and being white

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Chantilly Say posted:

It would make me more enthusiastic for her to represent at least some of my interests

are you nixonian, a vampire, or a bitch?

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Rollofthedice posted:

i'm going to vote for hillary, despite being a lazy young person, b/c even if trump losing might seem inevitable, i am still terrified af about the opposite becoming true

too bad our votes don't matter

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

A Winner is Jew posted:

LTW:

including suicide squad and batman vs superman as candidates, what would be the worst super hero movie ever made?

superman iii

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i'll probably vote for hillary

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/710274963987570689

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

what's the guy who did the donation spreadsheet for obama 2008 up to now

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

People are like "just build new tracks then, idiots"

just vote for the bonds, idiots

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

in my planning classes i've basically taken to saying "democracy really sucks and everything would be better if we had 0 public input process" and they all act kind of shocked

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

"Thats not very woke of you, sir"

i'm actually maximum woke

the horseshoe theory of woke

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Aeryk posted:

a lot of ballot initiatives bother me. it's like I don't know fuckers, you tell me if it's a good idea, that's why we voted you in?

you should see the poo poo the legislature has us vote on

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i can't decide whether to marry the jock or the emo kid in this farm game

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Berke Negri posted:

what are their pros and cons

jock pros
-good hair
-personable
-trophy husband
-works out all the time
-can be pleased with a gift of an egg or flower

jock cons
-kind of dumb
-lives with his grandparents
-unresolved issues wrt his parents
-failed sports star

emo pros
-thoughtful
-also good hair
-rides a motorcycle

emo cons
-says things like "the sun comes out less in the winter. excellent."
-demands expensive gems for his love
-lives in his parents basement
-stemlord

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

site posted:

Are those your only two options?

no i could also marry
-fabio-esque writer who lives in a shack on the beach
-middle aged doctor with a mustache
-rock teen with goku hair

or i could marry a woman. gross

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

PupsOfWar posted:

you could marry a woman for tax purposes, then bang whatever combination of men extramaritally

upon marriage your spouse becomes omniscient and knows immediately if you give a gift to another single person in town

they get real mad about it too

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Sharkie posted:

Although, does the writer live in a shack because he likes it or out of necessity? Get a hold of his tax returns.

i think he does it because he's artsy

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Volkerball posted:

baylor is chokin

good

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

gently caress baylor and all baylor fans

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

yall know about the duke player that looks like ted cruz and that everyone hates like ted cruz

is he white and possibly scrappy

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Volkerball posted:

i want fish sticks for some reason. i haven't eaten fish sticks in like 5 years

Volkerball posted:

am i the only one here who's not 7

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

he's made like five million bucks

how long until the gaming community turns on him a la fez guy

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Volkerball posted:

the only other fish thing you can buy around here is catfish which i don't really like, and mcdonalds fish sandwiches

where the gently caress do you live

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