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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i've been cooking hot chicken at home lately.

after 3 attempts, i realized that popeyes makes way better plain chicken than I ever will, so I get that an apply the paste

you can't do fast food chicken without a hardcore fryer so I guess learn how to cook

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

i've been cooking hot chicken at home lately.

after 3 attempts, i realized that popeyes makes way better plain chicken than I ever will, so I get that an apply the paste

lol if u dont just make the americas test kitchen fried chicken recipe

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Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

I made some totally bomb rear end fried chicken, but the work : reward ratio is off for this particular dish.

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# ? Apr 6, 2016 04:17

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Beast of Bourbon posted:

I made some totally bomb rear end fried chicken, but the work : reward ratio is off for this particular dish.

don't you ever cook? the work makes it even better

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Beast of Bourbon posted:

I made some totally bomb rear end fried chicken, but the work : reward ratio is off for this particular dish.

frying poo poo sucks cause it makes a hell of a mess.

# ? Apr 6, 2016 04:19

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

i cook literally all the time, but deep frying doesn't do it for me. I don't usually eat fried foods, so like, I dunno.

but trust me, I love spending 30 minutes chopping veggies but battering and dipping chicken and then frying it is.... not doing it for me.

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

if you don't properly cover poo poo oil splatters everywhere. the batter gets all over you are hands. its so loving tasty but its still a pain in the rear end beyond normal cooking

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

I can make some fuckin good potato wedges, better than anything from a store. it's more work but it's worth it

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have u heard of this amazing invention called splatter screen / washing ur loving hands

# ? Apr 6, 2016 04:22

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

Shaggar posted:

if you don't properly cover poo poo oil splatters everywhere. the batter gets all over you are hands. its so loving tasty but its still a pain in the rear end beyond normal cooking

i hate to agree with shaggar, but yeah this. i can drive 5 minutes to popeyes and get some bomb rear end fried chicken for cheaper and less hassle and it's amazing. and I still get to "cook" by making combining lard and spices together and then brushing it on there.

# ? Apr 6, 2016 04:22

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I can make some fuckin good potato wedges, better than anything from a store. it's more work but it's worth it

frying potatoes isn't anywhere near as messy as frying chicken. also wedges are sub par compared to properly making French fries.

# ? Apr 6, 2016 04:23

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Shaggar posted:

frying potatoes isn't anywhere near as messy as frying chicken. also wedges are sub par compared to properly making French fries.

I don't fry them I bake them

poor people are the best cooks cause you gotta work with what you have

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

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Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

with fries i do the double blanch method, works great.

# ? Apr 6, 2016 04:32

Encrypted: Feb 25, 2016

epipen posted:

https://vine.co/v/MYxvDaqBnX1

whoa they actually do look like those stuffed/taxidermy version with the weird looking shoulder and neck

# ? Apr 6, 2016 04:32

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Beast of Bourbon posted:

with fries i do the double blanch method, works great.

its the only way to make proper fries

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

i like the achewood cookbook oven fries method

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

tfd's good

p yospos

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Improbable Lobster posted:

don't post google street views of my apartment complex

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Trig Discipline posted:

venture brothers isn't anime motherfucker i will fight you

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

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Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i had a stryke strongarm it owned

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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i've been cooking hot chicken at home lately.

Me too! I soak in in buttermilk overnight

It owns

# ? Apr 6, 2016 05:04

epipen: Aug 11, 2014; nyoom

The Loaded Dog - Henry Lawson

i should probably mention a) this has some 1901 era racism in it b) the story is about a dog that finds a blasting charge and manages to light the fuse c) this is an illustrated book for kids which kinda ruins the flow of the poem/story but oh well

epipen fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Apr 6, 2016

# ? Apr 6, 2016 05:22

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

epipen posted:

The Loaded Dog - Henry Lawson

yo this is timely because my new upstairs neighbours have a loving dog somehow. well either they have a dog or there's some sort of goblin gollum creature running around

# ? Apr 6, 2016 05:24

epipen: Aug 11, 2014; nyoom

SmokaDustbowl posted:

yo this is timely because my new upstairs neighbours have a loving dog somehow. well either they have a dog or there's some sort of goblin gollum creature running around

so, children or a dog

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Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

big scary monsters posted:

This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes on The Simpsons during a flashback episode where Marge buys a Baby On Board window sticker and says "maybe now people will stop intentionally ramming us"

# ? Apr 6, 2016 05:53

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

epipen posted:

so, children or a dog

maybe if it's fuckin rosemary's babby up there

the last people up there clog danced all over the loving place constantly so rosemary's babby is a step up

# ? Apr 6, 2016 05:53

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

big scary monsters posted:

bikes are good and i ride mine to and from work every day in my jeans. lycra has its place but unless your work is like 50km+ away i don't reckon commuting is it

i would intentionally ram this person

# ? Apr 6, 2016 05:56

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU

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Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Palpek posted:

http://i.imgur.com/9f6Sdhg.webm

bathe quick, pupper

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Sniep posted:

bathe quick, pupper

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

epipen posted:

The Loaded Dog - Henry Lawson

i should probably mention a) this has some 1901 era racism in it b) the story is about a dog that finds a blasting charge and manages to light the fuse c) this is an illustrated book for kids which kinda ruins the flow of the poem/story but oh well

this reminds me of the time in 10th grade english when the whole class made an illustrated/comic book version of the odyssey

well, i got assigned the scene where odysseus has made it back and has just revealed himself, and he and telemachus and their old buddies murder the poo poo out of all of penelope's suitors. here are some random passages from book 22 -- this is like maybe a quarter of the people that die by odysseus' hand in this scene alone

quote:

Odysseus took aim and hit him with an arrow
in the throat. Its point passed through his tender neck.
He slumped over on his side, and, as he was hit,
the cup fell from his hand. A thick spurt of human blood
came flowing quickly from his nose. Then, suddenly
he pushed the table from him with his foot, spilling
food onto the floor

Eurymachus pulled out his sword,
a sharp two-edged blade of bronze, and then charged out
straight at Odysseus, with a blood-curdling shout.
As he did so, lord Odysseus shot an arrow.
It struck him in the chest beside the nipple
and drove the swift shaft straight down into his liver.
Eurymachus� sword fell from his hand onto the ground.
He bent double and then fell, writhing on the table,
knocking food and two-handled cups onto the floor.
His forehead kept hammering the earth, his heart
in agony, as both his feet kicked at the chair
and made it shake. A mist fell over both his eyes.

and Telemachus injured
Leocritus, son of Evenor�he struck him
with his spear right in the groin and drove the bronze
straight through�so Leocritus fell on his face,
his whole forehead smashing down onto the ground.

Odysseus and his men pursued the suitors
and struck them down, one by one, throughout the hall.
As they smashed their heads in, dreadful groans arose,
and the whole floor was awash in blood.

Odysseus picked up in his fist
a sword that lay near by�Agelaus, when he was killed,
had let it fall onto the ground. With this sword
Odysseus struck Leiodes right on the neck�
his head rolled in the dust as he was speaking.

She opened up the door of the well-furnished hall
and came out. Telemachus went first and led the way.
There she found Odysseus with the bodies of the dead,
spattered with blood and gore, like a lion moving off
from feeding on a farmyard ox, his whole chest
and both sides of his muzzle caked with blood,
a terrifying sight, that�s how Odysseus looked,
with bloodstained feet and upper arms. Eurycleia,
once she saw the bodies and huge amounts of blood,
was ready to cry out for joy now that she�d seen
such a mighty act.

so anyway i illustrated it as accurately as a tenth grader could, got a C- and "does it have to be this violent?? this comic book is for children!", and was sent to the counselor. fail

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Apr 6, 2016

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

whoa riddick is on netflix and you should watch it

hummmmm I gotta out of space jail and killed aliuns... hrmmmm the true alium is me

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

im so mad i havent even seen the twd finale for this season yet IF YOU DORKS GET TO TALK ABOUT RASSLING I GET TO TALK ABOUT ZOMBIE RASSLING

# ? Apr 6, 2016 06:36

Slow-Scan Shep: Jul 11, 2001

Linguica posted:

This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes on The Simpsons during a flashback episode where Marge buys a Baby On Board window sticker and says "maybe now people will stop intentionally ramming us"

i legit want someone to make a "baby on board something something burt ward" sign, it'd make a hell of a gift

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NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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