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CYOA: The Adventures of Weird Gay Wankerbitch! Weird Gay Wankerbitch was always.. well gay, never a day where he was sad, angry or frustrated. This was was a gay day like any other, Wankerbitch just came home from work in his icecream truck where he sells homemade icecream to school kids, sometimes he even gives them free icecream! Anyways, in the middle of his favourit song by Justin Bieber someone, or something knocks on the door...  - Powered by MS Paint & Beer. [Tremble and be inspired by my extremely limited paint skills!] [ah gently caress me, someone fix title? COYA to CYOA?] Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Mar 19, 2016 |
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>take off pants and confront stranger with shotgun and erect penis
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Mar 19, 2016 20:43
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Your thread is bad and you should feel bad and how did you get into my apartment and take these pics of me? >closes curtains and puts on Britney Spears
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Mar 19, 2016 20:45
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>answer door
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Mar 19, 2016 20:48
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Mar 19, 2016 20:51
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>tell your mom your busy and will be down for dinner later
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Mar 19, 2016 20:57
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Doctor J Off posted:>tell your mom your busy and will be down for dinner later
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Mar 19, 2016 20:58
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He owns an ice cream truck and gives away free ice cream and is a belieber Sorry but he's a cool dude and his adventure should be living a rocking life that op will never have
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Mar 19, 2016 21:05
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Applewhite posted:>answer door  It should be mentioned, that this gay day, for someone abit less weird might not have been a very gay day. Earlier today Wankerbitch was banned from coming within 500 feet of kindergardens, schools and playgrounds, in effect killing his job, his ex girlfriend just cleaned out his accounts and he is pretty sure your grandfather ran off with his girlfriend. Other than that however, a perfect day! Even the sun is shining! Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Mar 19, 2016 |
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Mar 19, 2016 21:08
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go left
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Mar 19, 2016 21:08
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Sorry but he's a cool dude and his adventure should be living a rocking life that op will never have You're right. Knowing OP personally, he is a sad sad man. He will never understand the glory of being with thousands of Beliebers, since he can't afford. Get out of the closet, Ux!
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Mar 19, 2016 21:08
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It's not too late now to say sorry
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Mar 19, 2016 21:10
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>summon skeletons
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Mar 19, 2016 21:11
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Uxzuigal posted:
"I ate like 10 cheezeburgers in a row and now I'm fat" >dump your mother (also sexual partner)
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Mar 19, 2016 21:24
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>Punch Gomez in the womb
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Mar 19, 2016 22:06
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Windows 98 posted:>Punch Gomez in the womb
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Applewhite posted:>summon skeletons  Windows 98 posted:>Punch Gomez in the womb  Well, that escalated quickly...
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Mar 19, 2016 23:55
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>cut off dick >boil dick in piss >eat dick
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Mar 19, 2016 23:59
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kill yourself
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Mar 19, 2016 23:59
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>Hide the body
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Mar 20, 2016 00:10
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masturbate
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Mar 20, 2016 01:56
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>wake up. This has all been the dream of an austistic goon who runs a bed and breakfast inside a snow globe in dallas.
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Mar 20, 2016 02:14
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this thread sucks and you suck in general, op.
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Mar 20, 2016 03:22
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>Take a huge poo poo on the floor and worship it
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Mar 20, 2016 05:05
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> Break into OP's house and viciously murder him while he creates the comic, thus destroying his universe and erasing him from existence Neverending Story style.
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Mar 20, 2016 05:09
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> call your parents and tell them you are all in for Hillary
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Mar 20, 2016 05:25
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RandomPauI posted:>wake up. This has all been the dream of an austistic goon who runs a bed and breakfast inside a snow globe in dallas. Edgar posted:> all in for Hillary Applewhite posted:>Hide the body  Oh wait, why are you still a skeleton? This cannot be good. Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Mar 20, 2016 |
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Mar 20, 2016 09:40
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>enter 2016 best wanker awards
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Mar 20, 2016 12:50
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>Use Kenny on Snowglobe.
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Mar 20, 2016 15:13
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>Will yourself into the wilds of India
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Mar 20, 2016 15:40
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EorayMel posted:>Will yourself into the wilds of India Once again turning to the Book of Britney Spears you use your wild imagination, awful lyrics and demonic affinity to will yourself to another place....  Looks like India has higher definition than the rest of the world, must be high caste territory.
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Mar 20, 2016 21:46
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>Begin singing to the tune of old Oscar Mayer wiener commercials
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Mar 20, 2016 22:22
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>Fire bone spears at the tiger.
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Mar 20, 2016 23:21
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Applewhite posted:>Fire bone spears at the tiger. thats a jaguar you STUPIDHEAD
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Mar 21, 2016 00:22
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Enfield posted:thats a jaguar you STUPIDHEAD poo poo is getting weirder, jaguar suddenly becomes a tiger, your summon skeleton spell seems to run out, atleast partialy, not sure if face is supose to look like that or not.. The giant tiger charges you, but no problem, you got a giant oversized spear tucked in your pants....  *Texture loading complete, get a better computer slowpoke* Edit: Will be AFK for a couple of days, sorry. Edit 2: Sorry, putting it on hold for abit, pixton account is hosed for some reason and I dont feel like falling back to my pro paint skills. Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Mar 28, 2016 |
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Mar 21, 2016 11:06
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>Build Goku with tiger bones and fur.
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Mar 21, 2016 13:16
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>Build Trump with tiger bones and fur.
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Mar 21, 2016 17:33
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>shoot a gun at the president
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Mar 21, 2016 17:35
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EorayMel posted:>Build Trump with tiger bones and fur.
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Mar 21, 2016 17:42
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>cast "Summon Eye Tyrants."
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