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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i wonder what Macklemore is gonna do about it

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Can I have a triple cheese burger, large fries, large curly fries, and a super large Coke.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

Good.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I thought he had some gig with adult swim? Did he burn through all that already

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Peggy Darkpaw posted:

they have to digitally lower the pitch




In semi-related news, his ex has seemingly disappeared from social media, and also after a brief stint of some rapid-fire texts to Rich about how Shmorky was keeping her hostage, we haven't heard from her since! I can only hope this means she's been institutionalized but who knows, maybe she really did make it to Cambodia after all.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

:drat:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
No onions on the burger.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i want a biggie fries and some poo poo to DRINK

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

Someone buy this fine man a drink.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

why was he fired from SA

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

lowtax seems like a nice man why do people keep loving him over/turning out to be insane

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Cael posted:

Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx

Edit: https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

It starts off being really sad, but then ol' Shmorko talks


"Tragedy is when a mentally ill person breaks down; Comedy is when Shmorky deals with it." - Mark Twain

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

beep by grandpa posted:

lowtax seems like a nice man why do people keep loving him over/turning out to be insane

I think Lowtax is putting Lady Ambien in charge of HR, and she'll ask the tough questions like "Are you a man-child? Do you have any pertinent experience or expertise at this job?"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just wait till the trans community hears about this!

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

beep by grandpa posted:

why was he fired from SA

I the general reasons were because his voice kept getting higher and higher, he was wearing yarn wigs and capes to work, he changed his name to Daisy and all he talked about became gender politics, and it all became too much for Rich to handle. Not sure if he wants to still be referred to as a she, and if she does, I didn't say, "he" to offend anyone. Just throwing that out there before it gets turned into that kind of conversation.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

Nice.

Heehee Hartlocks
Feb 9, 2012

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

Lets play it safe and goldmine this right now please and thank you

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

idk anything about shmorky but i heard a rumor that Lowtax Jr. stole zir job?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Commie NedFlanders posted:

idk anything about shmorky but i heard a rumor that Lowtax Jr. stole zir job?

Drawing shaky-rear end flash scribbles ala early 90s Dr. Katz? Seems like an easy slot to fill

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Commie NedFlanders posted:

idk anything about shmorky but i heard a rumor that Lowtax Jr. stole zir job?

Yeah, it's true. The baby has been making Flash Tubs in utero, so when I poop her out there will be a lot of *FRESH* new content for the site. Although at first it will be stained with amniotic fluid, so it may take a few days to get that fixed up.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

LadyAmbien posted:

I the general reasons were because his voice kept getting higher and higher, he was wearing yarn wigs and capes to work, he changed his name to Daisy and all he talked about became gender politics, and it all became too much for Rich to handle. Not sure if he wants to still be referred to as a she, and if she does, I didn't say, "he" to offend anyone. Just throwing that out there before it gets turned into that kind of conversation.

let's just all agree that Lowtax simply stood his ground, not unlike Saint Zimmerman

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

LadyAmbien posted:

Yeah, it's true. The baby has been making Flash Tubs in utero, so when I poop her out there will be a lot of *FRESH* new content for the site. Although at first it will be stained with amniotic fluid, so it may take a few days to get that fixed up.

yeah i meant the other one, i was just throwing a gendered curve ball

trap sprung

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

ElGroucho posted:

Drawing shaky-rear end flash scribbles ala early 90s Dr. Katz? Seems like an easy slot to fill

say what you want about yarn wigs those were some fine scribbles

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

beep by grandpa posted:

why was he fired from SA

Lowtax was worried about LA ditching him for schmorky.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

LadyAmbien posted:

In semi-related news, his ex has seemingly disappeared from social media, and also after a brief stint of some rapid-fire texts to Rich about how Shmorky was keeping her hostage, we haven't heard from her since! I can only hope this means she's been institutionalized but who knows, maybe she really did make it to Cambodia after all.

I hope there's a way for her to still collect her Patreon money in Cambodia.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

:captainpop::captainpop::captainpop:

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

FrankieGoes posted:

I hope there's a way for her to still collect her Patreon money in Cambodia.

We can only hope. Godspeed you crazy god drat psychopath.


FrankieGoes posted:

Lowtax was worried about LA ditching him for schmorky.

As he should have been. I have a real thing for yarn.


Commie NedFlanders posted:

yeah i meant the other one, i was just throwing a gendered curve ball

trap sprung

Lauren, or Jaylen? Either way, yes.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

LadyAmbien posted:

Although at first it will be stained with amniotic fluid, so it may take a few days to get that fixed up.

This cloud business keeps paying off.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

Dead Precedents posted:

"Would you like gender fluid on the side?"

Beautiful

The Gilded Age
Mar 28, 2010
In Spokane, which McDonald's?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I was gonna make a half-assed Doobie joke but no way am I gonna top

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.


LadyAmbien posted:

I the general reasons were because his voice kept getting higher and higher, he was wearing yarn wigs and capes to work, he changed his name to Daisy and all he talked about became gender politics, and it all became too much for Rich to handle. Not sure if he wants to still be referred to as a she, and if she does, I didn't say, "he" to offend anyone. Just throwing that out there before it gets turned into that kind of conversation.

Does Shmorky still wear the yarn wigs? Because the only thing that can top Shmorky having an argument with their girlfriend while talking in that voice is imagining them doing that while wearing a yarn wig.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

I laughed at this.

LadyAmbien posted:

Yeah, it's true. The baby has been making Flash Tubs in utero, so when I poop her out there will be a lot of *FRESH* new content for the site. Although at first it will be stained with amniotic fluid, so it may take a few days to get that fixed up.

Then got to learn this. I am really happy for you guys. Good luck. :unsmith:

What a great thread.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
Does anyone have that insane cartoon of Shmorky explaining gender? TIA.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

LadyAmbien posted:



Lauren, or Jaylen? Either way, yes.

Lauren, i was joking about their gaming livestream thing, i saw one and thats been the source of my jokes

it was :3: lowtax seems like a fun and loving father.

yall have a lovely family, that's something i want for my wife and i in like 16 years or so when we are your age

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

Does anyone have that insane cartoon of Shmorky explaining gender? TIA.

No but could give you a breakdown.
Some people got willies and some dont

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Maybe it will be good for him to get a lovely job and get out of the internet?

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