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*shut in roommate about to leave house in black t shirt, black hoodie, sneakers, jeans uniform* Me: You know it's snowing like 6 inches+ out there right now, right Him: *looks at apple watch instead of window* Hmmm....looks like this commute just turned into a convenience store run Thank you for reading my story. 
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and thank you apple in cupertino for keeping my roommate safe
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Mar 21, 2016 13:22
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sounds like eh''l never be the headof a major comporation
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Mar 21, 2016 13:24
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I'm glad your roommate is still alive, OP. Reminder to everyone to check their rooms for that not-so-fresh dead roommate smell.
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Mar 21, 2016 13:24
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i actually have 2 shut in roommates so maybe i can keep one as a backup
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Mar 21, 2016 13:25
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normcore owns
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Mar 21, 2016 13:25
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OP is jealous because his dumb roommate has achieved mastery over nature through the use of state of the art technology.
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Mar 21, 2016 13:29
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OP got 6 inches from his room mate over night if you know what I mean. He got some dicking
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Mar 21, 2016 13:32
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why did you shut him in, op ? I think its illegal tbh
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Mar 21, 2016 13:52
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i always wondered what apple watch is used for
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Mar 21, 2016 13:58
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I wish I was staying home from work today :/
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Mar 21, 2016 13:58
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thathonkey posted:i always wondered what apple watch is used for Porn mostly.
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Mar 21, 2016 13:59
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Roommates? Nice job being poor, you rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 21, 2016 14:00
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Porn mostly. do you not jerk off with your watch wrist?
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Mar 21, 2016 14:01
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thathonkey posted:do you not jerk off with your watch wrist? I dunno I don't like jewelery. 
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Mar 21, 2016 14:02
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Maybe they were checking how much snow is expected to fall? That poo poo gets updated regularly.
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Mar 21, 2016 14:06
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I dunno I don't like jewelery. that was a serious question i cant remember if you wear a wristwatch on your dominant hand or not because i have always employed a pocket watch
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Mar 21, 2016 14:09
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thathonkey posted:that was a serious question i cant remember if you wear a wristwatch on your dominant hand or not because i have always employed a pocket watch I don't know the answer to this either, but I don't jerk off with my dominate hand (my dominate hand operates the mouse).
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Mar 21, 2016 14:11
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based on this anecdote I think it's safe to assume that global warming was a hoax all along suck it, libs! *climbs into gigantic SUV that gets 8mpg*
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Mar 21, 2016 14:11
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thats why we dont have heat/ac at my house so you know eaxtly what the tempterature is when you wake up sweating/shivering
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Mar 21, 2016 14:13
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i use windows
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Mar 21, 2016 14:14
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thathonkey posted:i use windows do you touch them? look out of them? lick them? break them? open them up and get a feel?
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Mar 21, 2016 14:15
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thathonkey posted:i use windows Did you upgrade to 10
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Mar 21, 2016 14:17
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In a way your roommate is very lucky. I only have an analog watch that's run out of batteries 4 years ago.
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Mar 21, 2016 14:19
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thathonkey posted:i use windows or do you like have a thermometer like on the glass?
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Smash it Smash hit posted:do you touch them? look out of them? lick them? break them? open them up and get a feel? i could ask cortana but normally i just log in and read the forecast overlaying my desktop
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thathonkey posted:i could ask cortana but normally i just log in and read the forecast overlaying my desktop uhhhh ermmmm. ????  ????
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thathonkey posted:that was a serious question i cant remember if you wear a wristwatch on your dominant hand or not because i have always employed a pocket watch Whoa, a time traveler from the 1800s. 
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I'm glad your roommate is still alive, OP. That's actually just what my roommate smells like.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Whoa, a time traveler from the 1800s. actually pocket watches are more common these days than any other
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Mar 21, 2016 14:37
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i guess a smart phone is technically a pocket watch
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Mar 21, 2016 14:39
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LordArgh posted:i guess a smart phone is technically a pocket watch woah.
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Mar 21, 2016 14:40
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LordArgh posted:i guess a smart phone is technically a pocket watch Sure, in the same way a desktop PC is technically a calculator.
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Mar 21, 2016 14:41
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it doesnt even need to be a smart phone. any cell phone with a front display is gonna have a clock on it.
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Mar 21, 2016 14:41
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stay safe apple roommate
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Mar 21, 2016 14:43
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notZaar posted:Sure, in the same way a desktop PC is technically a calculator. woah.
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Mar 21, 2016 14:43
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actually all computers are calculators and you dont need to qualify that statement with the word "technically"
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Mar 21, 2016 14:44
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LordArgh posted:i guess a smart phone is technically a pocket watch 
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thathonkey posted:actually all computers are calculators and you dont need to qualify that statement with the word "technically" damnnnnnnnn.
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i know, mind == blown,, right ? 
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