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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

thathonkey posted:

i know, mind == blown,, right ? :smuggo:

sorry i cant do that math i am not a calculator or computer

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

OP got 6 inches from his room mate over night if you know what I mean.

no

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

He got some dicking

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

thathonkey posted:

actually all computers are calculators and you dont need to qualify that statement with the word "technically"

By that logic a human brain is a calculator.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Smash it Smash hit posted:

sorry i cant do that math i am not a calculator or computer


notZaar posted:

By that logic a human brain is a calculator.

i am so confused

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Do you have empathy? If so, I believe you can do math. Math arises from human empathy with the unknowable infinity.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

notZaar posted:

Do you have empathy? If so, I believe you can do math. Math arises from human empathy with the unknowable infinity.

*rolls eyes in the back of the head, groans and bumps into things*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hold on i am calculating a good comeback

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

notZaar posted:

By that logic a human brain is a calculator.

nott really, a computer is really a simple calculator, where as a brain is definitely not!1 at least on the same level of context where "a computer is a calculator" is true

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
getting some real good thinking done in this thread right now. good job, team

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

nott really, a computer is really a simple calculator, where as a brain is definitely not!1 at least on the same level of context where "a computer is a calculator" is true

You're just saying that because you can't do math.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
a computer is a complicated calculator designed to perform really simple calculations extremely rapidly. the human brain is not good at that otherwise we wouldn't have needed to ivnent computers to do it...

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
think of the numbers eight zero zero eight five in your head and tell me what they spell

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

thathonkey posted:

a computer is a complicated calculator designed to perform really simple calculations extremely rapidly. the human brain is not good at that otherwise we wouldn't have needed to ivnent computers to do it...

woah.

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Apr 8, 2012

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
So what does he do when it's time to wank? Check his watch and say, "It's skin-o-clock!"

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what do you guys think the apple watch 2 is going to have features wise? i heard it is already good at knowing the weather and also you can watch porn on it so not sure how they can really improve on that.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

thathonkey posted:

what do you guys think the apple watch 2 is going to have features wise? i heard it is already good at knowing the weather and also you can watch porn on it so not sure how they can really improve on that.

calculator?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

imagine a future when you control your TV from your watch

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Casio F-91W, for the distinguished terrorist

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

the future is now.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
is the apple watch even water resistant?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
as a human computer i am water resistant :eng101:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

nott really, a computer is really a simple calculator, where as a brain is definitely not!1 at least on the same level of context where "a computer is a calculator" is true

Oh yeah? How many millions of floating point operations can your brain compute in one second? Some absurdly small fraction, I bet.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Ehud posted:

imagine a future when you control your TV from your watch



My neighbor was fat as gently caress and slept in a recliner and ate refried beans out of the can, but growing up I thought he was the coolest bc he had a watch like this

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

My neighbor was fat as gently caress and slept in a recliner and ate refried beans out of the can, but growing up I thought he was the coolest bc he had a watch like this

dont dox me plz

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Smash it Smash hit posted:

as a human computer i am water resistant :eng101:

What if I accidentally put you in the washing machine? That's the real test of water resistance.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

What if I accidentally put you in the washing machine? That's the real test of water resistance.

well the fact you are asking now makes me think it wont be an accident? :ohdear:

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Well I guess hes got to find some way to justify that $600 purchase.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

My neighbor was fat as gently caress and slept in a recliner and ate refried beans out of the can, but growing up I thought he was the coolest bc he had a watch like this

top secret info*

Smash it Smash hit fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Mar 21, 2016

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

What if I accidentally put you in the washing machine? That's the real test of water resistance.

resistant, not proof!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I dont think computers or calculators even exist tbh

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

boy this thread sure is something awful

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nobody tells ME if I can do math in my brain or not, you chucklefucks

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Parallax Scroll posted:

boy this thread sure is something awful

:vince::master::gizz:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Parallax Scroll posted:

boy this thread sure is something awful

I dont get it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
hey guys BOY is this thread here, SOMETHING AWFUL ;)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

think of the numbers eight zero zero eight five in your head and tell me what they spell

oval office.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Smash it Smash hit posted:

hey guys BOY is this thread here, SOMETHING AWFUL ;)

HAHAHAHA

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
its alllll in the timing buddy boy

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