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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


here it is, a 'new' member

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Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Who?

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Greg Jobsman.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
Here it comes!!! New, small iPhone!

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


DATS A LOTTA PHUNES

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

New person, Greg? Already missing Phil

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Binary Badger posted:

hmm look at the sky, run inside to apple tv, destroy my night vision with the astronomy app, run back outside and see nothing cause my retinas didn't adjust.. that makes sense
Solar Walk is not the same as Star Walk

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.

Binary Badger posted:

here it is, a 'new' member

Some people <3 small penises

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Chinese people have small hands???

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

No camera wart, already more beautiful than the 6.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

rose gold is still not gorgeous.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
A9!

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
It's super trendy in jewelry rn.

But why a smaller phone? Chinese market?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
Noticing they're avoiding showing the bottom of the phone so far...

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

They want me to upgrade from my iPhone 4, it seems.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


cheese eats mouse posted:

It's super trendy in jewelry rn.

But why a smaller phone? Chinese market?
I know a bunch of people for whom a 4" phone is literally more usable.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

cheese eats mouse posted:

It's super trendy in jewelry rn.

But why a smaller phone? Chinese market?

They said 1/3rd of people buying the small phones are new iPhone owners, and China.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


12 MP! Oh goody I can throw out my EOS M now.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
iPhone SE is official

A9 chip
M9 motion co-processor
(Same cpu+gpu performance as 6S)
Better power efficiency than 5S
12mp iSight camera, true tone flash, 63mp Panorama

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
It's basically a 6S in the 5 form factor. That's gonna be awesome.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Live Photos seems like a porn-friendly feature not sure what else its good for though

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Not even the Apple folks in the room laughed about the horrible Siri joke.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Biodome posted:

It's basically a 6S in the 5 form factor. That's gonna be awesome.
Yeah the 5 is a sexy loving form factor.

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.
I have an iPhone 6 and sometimes I still find handling it a little cumbersome. Can't quite comfortably click anywhere on the screen 1-handed with my thumb. I probably won't switch back to a 4" but I could understand some people wanting to.

pyrotek
May 21, 2004



Biodome posted:

It's basically a 6S in the 5 form factor. That's gonna be awesome.

Hope they keep the 2GB of RAM. Too bad we won't find that out today.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I dunno, I thought Phil Schiller had more energy.. maybe more warts

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

16GB ... of course.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Applepay doesn't count in Canada cause you need American Express. :mad:

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
$399 off contract?

Edit: hell yeah, 64gb is probably a day one purchase

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



qbert posted:

I have an iPhone 6 and sometimes I still find handling it a little cumbersome. Can't quite comfortably click anywhere on the screen 1-handed with my thumb. I probably won't switch back to a 4" but I could understand some people wanting to.

I wouldn't switch back down, either. But I do loving love the 4" form factor. I'm jealous of people who will use an SE even though I have a 6S and am obviously superior to them.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


wow 240 fps slow motion

a revolution in cat movies! :v:

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
16 GB ... u dumbos

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.

Lblitzer posted:

$399 off contract?

apparently, pretty cheap, tbh

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Wow, that's a loving deal of a price.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
Not really seeing the appeal over a 6S. Not upgrading until the 7.

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.
That's good pricing.

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


400 USD for 6S hardware is... eh...

But yeah, it's 500 bucks USD for the one you'd want, 64GB. Still an expensive freaking phone. Lotta kids are gonna buy it tho with daddy's card.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
Lol still shaft you on the 32

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Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Totally going to get one.

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