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Maggie Fletcher posted:Okay, what am I missing? That it's listed as a manual but has an automatic shifter? Is that it? Can you fill me in?
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Garrand posted:Can you fill me in? says Jetta, but the pics are of a Chevy something
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I remembered casual encounters being good for a laugh, but I think I'm just not as shocked about what people get up to anymore. Right now I'm just struck how lonely people seem and it's sad. Like, I guess a lot of people really do want to have no-strings fun, but other ads seem like they're going the casual route because of some sad issues. Anyway, I've learned a lot that my vanilla self would have known otherwise though. Like, it seems swinger clubs don't allow single men, just couples and single women. I now know this because there's always a few guys soliciting dates on CL so that they can get into these clubs. Anyway, I feel half bad about posting this one, poor bastard, but the dog in the background is cracking me up:  http://i.imgur.com/YXO3gkh.png
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Bast Relief posted:I remembered casual encounters being good for a laugh, but I think I'm just not as shocked about what people get up to anymore. Right now I'm just struck how lonely people seem and it's sad. Like, I guess a lot of people really do want to have no-strings fun, but other ads seem like they're going the casual route because of some sad issues. Anyway, I've learned a lot that my vanilla self would have known otherwise though. Like, it seems swinger clubs don't allow single men, just couples and single women. I now know this because there's always a few guys soliciting dates on CL so that they can get into these clubs. godamn that's sad. it's even sadder that there's like a 0% chance anyone will ever bother to work on the surgeries to fix him
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One time, a long time ago, one cartoonist said to another, "have you seen the gams on these ostriches?" Then they had to get a phonebook and find an ostrich farm to go get a load of those gams because they didn't have the internet.
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I want it, that's a damned cute house.
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Knormal posted:Man, finding these is like shooting fish in a barrel. Except for the personals section, I thought that would be a good place to find something funny but it turns out people trying to date through Craigslist are just too depressing. You'd be surprised how common it is for professional massage therapists to trade for their services. My dad used to get us a nice beach house for 2 weeks by giving a guy and his wife like $1500 worth of massages spreading out over a year and I usually trade massages for haircuts and other things
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Apr 15, 2016 23:46
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Scathach posted:I want it, that's a damned cute house. This reminds me of the time my dad got a hand-written letter from a young immigrant couple, asking to buy our house.
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Apr 16, 2016 01:36
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Took me a sec to realize they want you to move the house off the property.
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Miaou posted:
Sorry that this is from last page but I just found the thread. Assuming that it's the same Glenelg I'm thinking of, I didn't even realise anyone in Australia used Craigslist. Oh, Adelaide. 
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Apr 16, 2016 14:26
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Scathach posted:I want it, that's a damned cute house. I hope they own the house they're giving away.
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Apr 16, 2016 14:38
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Besesoth posted:A real-life Hemingway story! Weird Craigslist Ads: a real-life Hemmingway story Every one of these is a variation on that theme.
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AlphaKretin posted:Sorry that this is from last page but I just found the thread. Assuming that it's the same Glenelg I'm thinking of, I didn't even realise anyone in Australia used Craigslist. Oh, Adelaide. Nope, I guarantee this is Glenelg, Maryland, my old high school.
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I picked the most horrifying photo, just for you, thread!
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Not gonna lie -- my first thought was "used fleshlight."
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Apr 19, 2016 07:05
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Here's something a little more tasteful!
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^^^: LOL I know this is probably mean to laugh at, but I can't get over "slice a beef"
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cash crab posted:^^^: LOL Oh slice a little beef, cut a little veg Line cook tonight, line cook tonight
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twoday posted:Weird Craigslist Ads: a real-life Hemmingway story Yeah, but not all of them are literally "for sale: baby shoes, never worn". 
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Congratulation! You have a beef!
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Jerry Cotton posted:Oh slice a little beef, cut a little veg I love you.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I love you. M--mom?
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My Lovely Horse posted:Congratulation! You have a beef! I like to think they mean it sincerely, like, you come in, slice one cut of beef and then you can leave.
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I'd totally be down to check out that job for a month or two if the ad were local, I'm a big fan of learning ethnic food recipes/techniques directly (even though they claim fusion)
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Sentient Data posted:I'd totally be down to check out that job for a month or two if the ad were local, I'm a big fan of learning ethnic food recipes/techniques directly (even though they claim fusion) Sounds like you only get one shot at the beef, so make it count.
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That's not what shy means.  I think about the average age of the build-a-bear worker and shudder. 
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Wow it's like the old married couple's version of the always sunny dick flier
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CuteStorm posted:I think about the average age of the build-a-bear worker and shudder. I'm pretty sure that whoever posted that is not a parent and is not interested in the employee.
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cash crab posted:I like to think they mean it sincerely, like, you come in, slice one cut of beef and then you can leave.
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AfroSquirrel posted:I'm pretty sure that whoever posted that is not a parent and is not interested in the employee. Totally. Except for the whole "my two kiddos" thing I guess
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cash crab posted:^^^: LOL That reminds me of http://www.somethingawful.com/series/instruction-for-a-help/
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Miaou posted:
The used vegetable oil will certainly be taken by someone with a diesel engine that can run off it.
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Scathach posted:That reminds me of http://www.somethingawful.com/series/instruction-for-a-help/ I love Zack Parsons. He is literally the reason I joined the forums.
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cash crab posted:^^^: LOL * Ring a bell * It's RED WORM TIME
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