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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Purchase protection better be a rainbow jockstrap.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


I keep seeing those on FB marketplace, I want to know more

Pasketti
Nov 8, 2017

lick lick lick
That looks like those terrible loving "snakes" """fireworks""" where you light the little black disk on fire and it shits out an ashen dog turd

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

So... Like hulk hands?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Etsy nooo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i wanna see those 138 sales

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


https://www.etsy.com/shop/realarabicmagic/

The reviews are, ah, something. Scroll down a bit and read about a fantastic magic belt from the 70's!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i like that they — unlike lesser merchants — sell all 4 levels of REAL Third Eye Opening

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

These are from the same web store:



Size-reduction of nipples*, 25/15 litres [See more]

Wastewater into lungs 25 litres [Purchase now]

*) Of the mammal kind, we use another word for the fitting.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
If the store only sells weird stuff like that or fortunes, it's probably just a front moneyman for some illicit poo poo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sentient Data posted:

If the store only sells weird stuff like that or fortunes, it's probably just a front moneyman for some illicit poo poo

I think it might be just a (at least partly) machine-translated AliExpress retailer. Enter at you are own risk: https://www.tabena.fi/

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Not my photo:



My photo:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Did whimsy take on a connotation of bad-acid-trip terror while I wasn't paying attention?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


loving apparently. Jesus. If someone left one of those on my porch I'd get the shotgun.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?







Apparently it's an ad for a boat.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


This is how they lure you onto Murderboat.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I'm a straight man but I could really use 500 dollars...

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Cool Dad posted:

I'm a straight man but I could really use 500 dollars...

But Murderboat :tinfoil:

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

No one could be in the mood to murder when The Office is on, it'll be fine. Unless it's an Andy season.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Sexcrimes go up if you watch The Office (UK).

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Scathach posted:

But Murderboat :tinfoil:

Cmon man it’s not about murder, it’s about The Implication

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Quiet Feet posted:



Apparently it's an ad for a boat.

A boat full of murderous Greek soldiers. I’m not falling for that one again.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






From the Breaking Bad gift shop in Albuquerque

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

flavor.flv posted:



From the Breaking Bad gift shop in Albuquerque

well that's a new definition of trans-misogynist

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Mods?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Don't doxx me.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

That's a fantastic deal considering legos are worth like $12/lb

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
A terrible purchase, because it'd be impossible to not scrooge mcduck it

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



flavor.flv posted:



From the Breaking Bad gift shop in Albuquerque

lmao, the scroll-timing, bravo

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
there are two people there who have had the conversation
"i can sell it"
"i don't care where it goes but it's leaving today"

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I like how the clown bust manages to not be the weirdest thing in that picture.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hah, gently caress you to that one rich kid who had the USS Flagg

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
ngl I kinda want that carrier....

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Cable Guy posted:

ngl I kinda want that carrier....
Sail it over from the UK.

Offler
Mar 27, 2010

Remulak posted:

Sail it over from the UK.

Just watch out for 5ft U-boats on the way over!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010


Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Does that aircraft carrier float?

Capilarean
Apr 10, 2009

Cable Guy posted:

ngl I kinda want that carrier....

For sure I would buy it if I could get it shipped.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Capilarean posted:

For sure I would buy it if I could get it shipped.

This is the Internet. I'm sure someone will ship it.

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