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VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH

i live in phoenix and this seems about right

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I like to think that they got a tiny harness just for the short time they were going to keep it until the owner picked it up.


Personals really are cheating

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

CuteStorm posted:

That's not what shy means.


Is this Jon Pop? :ohdear:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Khazar-khum posted:

Is this Jon Pop? :ohdear:

No. I am.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

This is a joke, calling Ferrets cat snakes is a Tumblr meme. I know this because my teenage sister thought it was the peak of hilarity like 6 months ago.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

El Estrago Bonito posted:

This is a joke, calling Ferrets cat snakes is a Tumblr meme. I know this because my teenage sister thought it was the peak of hilarity like 6 months ago.

This Craigslist post is where the meme came from. :ssh:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


This loving country.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Atmus posted:

The used vegetable oil will certainly be taken by someone with a diesel engine that can run off it.

Yeah, that's not that odd. It's a win-win type deal because the restaurant doesn't have to pay to dispose the oil and whoever picks it up gets free fuel for their diesel. And not the "rolling coal" crowd. VWs and old Mercedes owners are usually the ones that have their cars converted.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

Cumslut1895 posted:

* Ring a bell
* It's RED WORM TIME

A fruit when green is furious.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

El Estrago Bonito posted:

This is a joke, calling Ferrets cat snakes is a Tumblr meme. I know this because my teenage sister thought it was the peak of hilarity like 6 months ago.

I used to call them fur snakes and cat snakes on my own, I don't think it's that hard of a concept to come up with

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I found a cool thing for you guys



Mmmmm

capes

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.



cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



THIS IS A loving STEAL

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

This is too beautiful for this world.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Everything in my life has lead up to this moment.


Free recliner! Old, stained, ripped, and it comes with the sad memories of a dead man! What a steal!


cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Mouse Dresser posted:

Everything in my life has lead up to this moment.


Free recliner! Old, stained, ripped, and it comes with the sad memories of a dead man! What a steal!




Oh, cool. Did he die in the chair, or...?

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

cash crab posted:

Oh, cool. Did he die in the chair, or...?

:suicide:

Explains the black stain up top.


It's a month old, but I emailed the person because I HAVE TO HAVE THESE OH MY GOD I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THESE. :byodame:


Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

cash crab posted:

Oh, cool. Did he die in the chair, or...?

Where do you think they stored the body?

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Nuebot posted:

Where do you think they stored the body?

A shame Jimmy Stewart wasn't there to catch them in their ruse.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Mouse Dresser posted:

:suicide:

Explains the black stain up top.


It's a month old, but I emailed the person because I HAVE TO HAVE THESE OH MY GOD I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THESE. :byodame:




You've got a little bit of schmutz on your coozies

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

twoday posted:

You've got a little bit of schmutz on your coozies

Who would sell their wedding stuff?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Cumslut1895 posted:

Who would sell their wedding stuff?

future divorcees

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Cumslut1895 posted:

Who would sell their wedding stuff?

People who spent all their money on their wedding and now need to sell the wedding stuff to not starve.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Cumslut1895 posted:

Who would sell their wedding stuff?

My first thought was that they were made for a wedding intended as favours and got way too many or people didn't take as many as the couple thought.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Intoluene posted:

My first thought was that they were made for a wedding intended as favours and got way too many or people didn't take as many as the couple thought.
Yeah, the better question is who keeps excess wedding tchotchkes for 6 months before trashing/dropping them at the Goodwill? Man, we better keep these coozies in a box in the garage just in case there's an earthquake and there's a major coozie shortage.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

zedprime posted:

Yeah, the better question is who keeps excess wedding tchotchkes for 6 months before trashing/dropping them at the Goodwill? Man, we better keep these coozies in a box in the garage just in case there's an earthquake and there's a major coozie shortage.

59 loving Sarah and Jason Schmutz wedding coozies acquired.




:love:~*~Two Less Fish in the Sea~*~:love:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Oh, my God.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mouse Dresser posted:

59 loving Sarah and Jason Schmutz wedding coozies acquired.




:love:~*~Two Less Fish in the Sea~*~:love:

hahahaha wow

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Mouse Dresser posted:

59 loving Sarah and Jason Schmutz wedding coozies acquired.




:love:~*~Two Less Fish in the Sea~*~:love:

A rare PYF success story :allears:

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Intoluene posted:

A rare PYF success story :allears:

I may have some buyer's remorse...


But I also have 59 coozies from someone else's wedding.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Hahahaha that's so good.

You should drop 3-5 off at Goodwills across the US.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
Every week for the next 59 weeks, mail one of them to Jimmy Kimmel.

Maybe you can leverage this into a free trip and an appearance on TV! Or maybe you'll just be out the cost of postage. Either way, keep us informed.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Mouse Dresser posted:

59 loving Sarah and Jason Schmutz wedding coozies acquired.




:love:~*~Two Less Fish in the Sea~*~:love:

I love it when threads jump the tracks and go running through the suburbs.


13Pandora13 posted:

Hahahaha that's so good.

You should drop 3-5 off at Goodwills across the US.

Mail fifty-eight of them to goons, and make it into a new way for us to identify one another. "Did you attend the wedding?" "My beverages are protected."

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

13Pandora13 posted:

Hahahaha that's so good.

You should drop 3-5 off at Goodwills across the US.

Goodwill might not take them, they've got schmutz all over them.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

CuteStorm posted:

That's not what shy means.


I think about the average age of the build-a-bear worker and shudder.

The number of m4w missed connections that think that making eye contact equals a meaningful connection scares me.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Centripetal Horse posted:



Mail fifty-eight of them to goons, and make it into a new way for us to identify one another. "Did you attend the wedding?" "My beverages are protected."

I've changed my mind. Do this.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Antifreeze Head posted:

Every week for the next 59 weeks, mail one of them to Jimmy Kimmel.

Maybe you can leverage this into a free trip and an appearance on TV! Or maybe you'll just be out the cost of postage. Either way, keep us informed.

Haha, I honestly thought of mailing the whole box to John Oliver at HBO's Last Week Tonight, since he tends to put the weird things he gets on the air.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
You have to mail the Schmutz coozies to somebody. It's too wonderful to keep between this thread and your real life friends.

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

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