Weird Shit For Sale: It's My Pleasure to offer you My Services

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Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

The ultimate classic

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 02:40

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:58

Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

Mouse Dresser posted:

59 loving Sarah and Jason Schmutz wedding coozies acquired.

~*~Two Less Fish in the Sea~*~

# ¿ May 1, 2016 15:02

Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

Scathach posted:

Also I'm paying for some peeps to get coozies, so if you're still itching for a coozie go ahead and message Mouse Dresser for details-- first come, first serve, yadda yadda.

E: Weird Craigslist ads: Nothing shall be forced.

Shockingly, this video exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipjwqNHbqb4

# ¿ May 21, 2016 21:14

Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

Travis343 posted:

You will know who I am.

Yeah, that line was the most chilling part of that ad. Surprising, considering it contains the phrase "You've probably seen me masturbating in the window."

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 15:31

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