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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Here we go once again with the e-mail, every time I hope it's not from a she male

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Congratulation! You have a beef!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

cash crab posted:

I like to think they mean it sincerely, like, you come in, slice one cut of beef and then you can leave.
They call you back when you're halfway out the door and point meaningfully at a bell pepper.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Why wouldn't you just go back to the Gamestop?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

LargeHadron posted:

Shingle Springs, CA? That's where I grew up and the Subway was just fine - not an rear end lair, mind you.
It all went downhill once they hired Scott Loiler though.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Free: 50B bras, never worn.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

A wild Chihuha appeared!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I can't decide whether I'd rather not want a painting of Gacy or a painting by Gacy.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Aleph Null posted:

How does that even work? Even if you swallow a tiny person whole, they are going to suffocate, get crushed, or drown in stomach acid pretty quickly and not "see" anything. It's an entirely illogical fetish.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Elves are magical, so they would remain whole and alive the whole way through.

Also, elves emit their own light source, so they can see in their general area.
Oh god I just had a strong memory of the goon who linked to his fairy torture stories, entirely unbidden.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Leaving aside the low-hanging fruit of "well where else would you go" I'm seriously wondering about the logistics of blowing someone under a stall. I'm pretty sure before I got desperate enough to go to such a level of contortion I'd bring a hole saw and make a drat glory hole.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Although from what I remember, he gave it his best effort.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I need a sheet of DON'T BE FOOLED, THIS IS PORN stickers to put on entirely unrelated things.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I notice is doesn't say anywhere that it's actually on her property. I smell a potential goldmine.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

thouzzzandzzz of beezzz are here waiting for you thizzz izzz real human pozzzting not beezzz but very lonely and juzzzt want friend

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

wasn't gonna come out and be the first to say it but yeah

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I've never seen the concept of going outside encapsulated as well as on that sign.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Pastry of the Year posted:

imagine sitting in your house waiting for the mouth-making GBS threads stranger to arrive

"do I have time to vacuum real quick," you think to yourself. "no, no, I mustn't appear too fussy"
"Should I brush my teeth?"

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Yeah that really put an image in my head. Except he looks a lot like Michael from Heavy Traffic.

God I wonder if that film holds up today.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Apart from the apparitions that just sounds like a restaurant. And even that part kinda depends on the cooks they hired.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"Yeah, we burned some sage. Quite a lot, actually. Not as a ceremony thing, either, just the general sense of malaise finally got to Tom and he had a bit of a moment."

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

quote:

Decided to go a different route.
I have SO MANY QUESTIONS.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I recently went to Ikea, for the first time in my life. They had several complete apartments set up and furnished, from ~600 square feet, all the way down to about 290 or so square feet. It’s both brilliant marketing, and proof that you actually can live nicely in a small amount of space, if it’s well-designed. The apartment in those pictures is not well-designed.
They always strike me as lacking storage space. I keep thinking, where do you keep your books and DVDs and stuff, although I guess they're going after the Kindle and Netflix market segment these days. Still, that kinda makes them seem like impersonal habitation pods.

And they're always cluttered with little details and knickknacks that are available at IKEA and will run you as much combined as all the other furniture. I saw a bed there once that had a bunch of straps woven around the head frame to hang stuff off of, and all those straps would have been almost the price of the bed, plus it looked like a budget BDSM setup.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm not gonna bother screenshotting an ad that's entirely in German, but the other day one of those nutjobs who drive cars into crowds drove his jeep into a crowd, went on the run, and it later turned out between that and the police catching him he put the car up on ebay. "Needs to go today."

(nobody died and it was a drunk Nazi)

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

- a PAL C64
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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

It's got a neat colour, that chair, kind of like a beetle.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

For sale: adult diapers, never worn.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Some of those cans are probably still good, at least.

Probably so is the toaster, but even at a lower risk, is it worth it?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Isn't that the dog from the missing dog ad over there? *squints* Ah, guess not, that one had the spot over the other eye.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

You can sell almost anything as "paper weight".

Detective Thompson posted:

I think they're giving away the mirror as well as trying to find the dog. Ya know, killing two dogs with one stone kind of thing.
In the first night you've owned the mirror, you'll see the dog in it. The next morning, the dog arrives at your doorstep. Events ensue. Eventually you figure out the only way to get rid of the dog is to pass on the mirror. Should be good for a short story, a movie and 2-4 sequels, although from 3 onwards it'll probably be direct-to-DVD only.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

zedprime posted:

For real you can sell skulls for hundreds of bucks, how do you make people give them to you.
Put some effort in with your request, maybe even make it into a little song, but be straightforward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLXEj4UowF8

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Of course shipping cost is great on a casket, you can just cram a bunch of other poo poo you're shipping in it and slap on a label.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Arivia posted:

So yes, if by something off you mean Asia being exploited by the West.
I totally get what you mean by exploited in a global socioeconomic sense, but I think it's funny because I associate it with the exploiting party gaining something of some sort of value from the process and I can't think of a single use you could gain from a human skeleton that isn't your own personal one.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010


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