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CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
Yay! Glad to see this thread again. Have some bad taxidermy!

This is a fine piece, but just a weird picture.


The longer I try to figure out just what is so wrong about these lions, the less sure I am they are lions at all:

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CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
"The ogre lord's onion goodness"

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
Phoenix and Walmarts turned up this gem:



Honestly, I'm rooting for him. You do you, kilt man.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I picked the most horrifying photo, just for you, thread!

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
Here's something a little more tasteful!

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
That's not what shy means.


I think about the average age of the build-a-bear worker and shudder.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
$800 toilet paper.


CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I bring you, the dredges of Missed Connections!
First the worst:


Nope nope nope.

I...What? Why?

And just funny for last:

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I bring you fresh weirdos!

First, an incomprehensible image, and incomprehensible text!


Seriously, couldn't even pull that nasty rear end carpet cover off the toilet?


Cheap tattoos.


CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
Terrible prank?


"Looking for someone to buy me WoW in exchange for playing WoW together or just watching me play Wow".




Oh man, this guy posts like 8 or 9 of these like, every day. Sometimes they are a penis picture instead, but the same titles. Yikes. Yikes.


The saddest.


Vigil Mime.


The world's worst boss.


Is this from a movie? I'm so confused.


"If you got an incoherent text on Friday..." tipped this one all the way into weirdo territory,

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I bring fresh fodder!
Wouldn't want to be embarassed over astral projecting with a bot!


Fine art.


You could get THREE squatting old woman's for the price of one Anime Lovers. Love that they've owned it for 25 years.




I couldn't find you any terrible tattoo exchanges, so here's a terrible tattoo level painting of a lioness.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
Oh Beanie Baby people. I didn't think any were left who still believed.



And the worst scum of the earth scammers:

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
Oh poo poo! I completely missed the house decor. That's actually, uh yeah, pretty fitting.

Speaking of weird poo poo in your house:

And yes, of COURSE the eyes glow.



I thought there was a person on the bed at first. No, they just rolled all the poo poo on it halfway off and took a photo.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I went digging.
"I really wish I had a chance to ask you to be a prostitute!"


"We're soul mates in my head, but we only talk for a couple of minutes every few weeks."


I just laughed because I am exactly the sort of person who people would dump random ferrets they found with.


This is cool as gently caress but also super weird:


This makes me smell cheap potpurri just from looking at it:


Which turtle was the one who lost a bunch of fingers?


I saved a weirdo for the finish.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

Sham bam bamina! posted:

They all have three fingers. That's part of their character design.

You learn something new every day!

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I decided to see what was going on in Nebraska. See if you can spot the trend.






They all mention Wal-Mart.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

I thought those top two were connected at first and was very confused as to what he was looking for

Yeah sorry, there was a uh, picture with the second I spared you all from seeing.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010


Haha well that's nice, I wonder what other sorts of pokemon stuff I can --



Oh. Surely that can't be ALL--


Oh.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
Sometimes I feel like I'm reading craigslist from the Hellmouth. This is probably more "but I would buy that!" stuff, because I totally would too, but this is just WEIRD stuff, man.






CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
First I found this:


Then I found this:



And had an amazing/horrible idea.

Creepy clown art.


I just liked the marketing effort they made here. Playing to a craigslist audience.


I don't understand why these were ever a collectible.


Some human hair.



Nobody told this guy you can't buy more than an ounce at a time I guess:

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
They got hover crafts in Oysterville.


No? How about some different things.


I just imagine this is a burglar running a lucrative scheme of selling items before he steals them.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
Hello I bring you weird things that made me laugh.

And another angle:

And then this stuff just made me laugh.


CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I seriously considered the drive for these.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

someone awful. posted:

wasn't he allegedly a child molester?

I had never heard of him, looked it up and, oh hey: https://current.org/1998/07/cooking-star-pays-plaintiffs-in-sexual-abuse-suits/
Super glad I passed on it!

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010





I just couldn't stop laughing at this fat space dolphin. :3:

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

700 bucks for furniture made of lovely pallets!


Please note it's five feet wide. This must be terrifying in person.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

Twitch posted:

I hope to one day retire with enough money to own a house full of paintings like this.

To be honest, same! I love weird art. If I had the space and the money to burn I'd be buying those weird space dolphins too. However, I'll be passing on this "veiny, glowing table"


You know those goths and that kinky reflex play they do!


And this is cool as hell:

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CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

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