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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Weird Craigslist Ads: i need money for more details

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I'd totally be down to check out that job for a month or two if the ad were local, I'm a big fan of learning ethnic food recipes/techniques directly (even though they claim fusion)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Your skin should count as a sex organ, so just eat a ton and it'll be sure to grow

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Why hasn't anyone told you to send pictures of the dragon costume to the newlyweds?

That thing I just said, go do it once you have the pictures

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I'd assume poppers, but those might have a different name after the Pulse incident

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Only whole milk hole milk

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The gasoline tycoons are laughing and twirling their moustaches at the neverending free cycle

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Any phenazepam (or however it's spelled) stories? Those are my favorite

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
If I weren't lazy I'd try to get the guy's info and report him to every labor/tax organization in his jurisdiction

You volunteer your time and I'll volunteer your training, training you will cost me 20k before your unnamed "stipend", be on call 24/7 working well over 40h, probably discriminatory as hell hiring

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
They're probably just going to open the only forum they need, m4*

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
You say that as if dongs aren't some of the first things that will be made in the labo garage

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
If the store only sells weird stuff like that or fortunes, it's probably just a front moneyman for some illicit poo poo

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
A terrible purchase, because it'd be impossible to not scrooge mcduck it

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
That's one of those magical sentences where you can stress any specific word for a different fun meaning

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