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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Bast Relief posted:

I remembered casual encounters being good for a laugh, but I think I'm just not as shocked about what people get up to anymore. Right now I'm just struck how lonely people seem and it's sad. Like, I guess a lot of people really do want to have no-strings fun, but other ads seem like they're going the casual route because of some sad issues. Anyway, I've learned a lot that my vanilla self would have known otherwise though. Like, it seems swinger clubs don't allow single men, just couples and single women. I now know this because there's always a few guys soliciting dates on CL so that they can get into these clubs.

Anyway, I feel half bad about posting this one, poor bastard, but the dog in the background is cracking me up:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/YXO3gkh.png

godamn that's sad. it's even sadder that there's like a 0% chance anyone will ever bother to work on the surgeries to fix him

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

^^^: LOL



I know this is probably mean to laugh at, but I can't get over "slice a beef"

* Ring a bell
* It's RED WORM TIME

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

twoday posted:

You've got a little bit of schmutz on your coozies

Who would sell their wedding stuff?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mouse Dresser posted:

59 loving Sarah and Jason Schmutz wedding coozies acquired.




:love:~*~Two Less Fish in the Sea~*~:love:

hahahaha wow

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

coozies you say?



thank you Mouse Dresser, my drinks are now ever so cold

So what is your birds name, anyway?

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Vastarien posted:

I'm just imagining someone with a syringe, carefully injecting unspeakable things into those Twinkies while cackling like a lunatic... possibly while in an old dilapidated shack in the woods.

what could be worse than Twinkie filling?

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