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I have zero contribution at the moment, but I must say, this is SUCH a good idea for a thread, A+, voted 5, etc etc
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Scathach posted:I want it, that's a damned cute house. This reminds me of the time my dad got a hand-written letter from a young immigrant couple, asking to buy our house.
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Apr 16, 2016 01:36
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^^^: LOL I know this is probably mean to laugh at, but I can't get over "slice a beef"
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Apr 19, 2016 17:14
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My Lovely Horse posted:Congratulation! You have a beef! I like to think they mean it sincerely, like, you come in, slice one cut of beef and then you can leave.
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Apr 19, 2016 22:53
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Scathach posted:That reminds me of http://www.somethingawful.com/series/instruction-for-a-help/ I love Zack Parsons. He is literally the reason I joined the forums.
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Apr 25, 2016 22:47
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I found a cool thing for you guys Mmmmm capes
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Apr 29, 2016 02:46
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THIS IS A loving STEAL
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Apr 29, 2016 04:53
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Mouse Dresser posted:Everything in my life has lead up to this moment. Oh, cool. Did he die in the chair, or...?
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Apr 29, 2016 05:36
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Oh, my God.
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Apr 30, 2016 06:06
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I just love that there's zero buildup. Like, "Hi, I love trains 'N COCKS"
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Jun 11, 2016 02:19
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Miaou posted:Went searching for a few more Pokemon Go related ads on Craigslist... "bro i'm about to nut"
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Aug 12, 2016 15:13
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Sham bam bamina! posted:What kind of heartless monster sells his own buddy? And for only $15!  Once your buddy loses his overalls, his net worth really plummets
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Sep 13, 2016 15:11
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Sep 24, 2016 19:57
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Hello, horney, I'm Dad
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Sep 26, 2016 15:09
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"I am too creepy for POF. Please assist me, and I will not wear your skin. tia"
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Sep 26, 2016 18:59
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Our generation's "baby shoes for sale, never worn"
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Oct 11, 2016 15:00
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Oct 26, 2016 23:02
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 "I like pizza and need some stuff"? Bitch, get in line
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Nov 28, 2016 22:33
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Pastry of the Year posted:Eats, Shoots & Leaves <  >
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Dec 1, 2016 17:17
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Pastry of the Year posted:Ladies...  
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Mar 28, 2017 03:00
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also, I just want to say I love looking for a new job
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Mar 30, 2017 23:32
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Apr 1, 2017 08:52
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Apr 27, 2017 01:52
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thecluckmeme posted:Now that's a quality thread title agreed, RIP robot father Aramoro posted:As a beekeeper I wish more people did this instead of trying to exterminate them. You have no idea how much it delighted me when I found out I had the option to summon a beekeeper should I chance upon a swarm of bees.
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Apr 27, 2017 15:33
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RickVoid posted:Summoning a Beekeeper is fairly straight forward. First you will need an adult size bee costume. You will also need a wooden honey dipper, a bear-shaped plastic honey bottle, the complete script to the Bee Movie (with Jerry Seinfeld's lines highlighted to make them easier to find), and an MP3 player and speaker loaded with Flight of the Bumblebee. Look at this idiot zero who hasn't figured out beekeeper telepathy *jerk off motion* Anyway, we all missed the anniversary of the greatest CL ad of all time 
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Apr 30, 2017 06:11
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thecluckmeme posted:It's part of front page photoshops for fake Craigslist ads  I've only been here for two years! oh God I've been here for two years
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May 2, 2017 17:31
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 This isn't like, remarkable or anything, but I'm often on Kamloops CL because I am going to be looking for an apartment there in the next year or so, and their missed connections is often really funny. On that note, so is the "housing" section, as things that are often advertised are ads for things like trailers, or a nice single room with "a place to tie up your horse".
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May 10, 2017 05:04
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Scathach posted:Okay, that's just adorable. A lot of bars where I grew up had hitching posts. I dig that poo poo. It's a law in Calgary that businesses must have a place for you to tie your horse. Obviously, it's not often enforced.Anyway, the hitching post.... post was pretty nice, to be honest. I feel like I wouldn't be taking full advantage of the property by not having a horse.
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May 10, 2017 06:34
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treiz01 posted:Don't move to Scamloops my dude. It's a loving pissy city full of horrible people. The Sahali snobs who look down on you if you have an address south of the Aberdeen Mall, or the down town full of angry indians and bums who would cut you for a ciggy, or the same but worse on the North Shore. Brocklehurst is hilariously empty of such people though, I guess they don't like to walk out. No, I know it sucks. The first time I went there I got cut off in traffic by a guy who had a bumper sticker that read, "If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them." That being said, if it turns out my dad's cancer is back I'd rather be there than all the way in Ontario when he passes. 
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May 18, 2017 18:25
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Jerry Cotton posted:Are you kidding? Dale is basically both Bill and Dave at the same time! Dale: the ultimate father, the father by which all other fathers are judged and the judge Himself
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Jun 3, 2017 18:21
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Pastry of the Year posted:This needs a dramatic reading. I have recorded this, but my voice isn't very dramatic, other than my emphasis on the word "worked", because I like that it sounded like past tense
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Jun 14, 2017 19:07
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https://ealdriht.tumblr.com/post/161835639443 I hosted mine on my tumblr because I am lazy, and I am sad I didn't enunciate the "u" 
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Jun 15, 2017 03:09
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That's not the first time I've heard that
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With our powers combined, we could do a really awful dramatic reading! Perhaps you can work on me with my next project, which is Dramatic Readings of bad OKCupid messages.
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