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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Weird Shit For Sale: It's My Pleasure to offer you My Services
 
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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Besesoth posted:

A real-life Hemingway story! :aaa:

Weird Craigslist Ads: a real-life Hemmingway story

Every one of these is a variation on that theme.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Mouse Dresser posted:

:suicide:

Explains the black stain up top.


It's a month old, but I emailed the person because I HAVE TO HAVE THESE OH MY GOD I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THESE. :byodame:




You've got a little bit of schmutz on your coozies

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Tofu Terry posted:

This is relatively tame but I'm trying to imagine what lead to Too Much Bread.



Reminds me, I did a GIS for "too many eggs" the other day and found this masterpiece:
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