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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Preordered 3 already [one in each color] because there is no way I'm gonna go through Christmas Season (retail worker here, gently caress the holidays) without a new Nintendo NX in every room and one for work and one for travel. You know they are gonna be hard to find because Nintendo is for everyone and ALWAYS sell out. Plus cannot wait to play muh jumpmans on there and hell it looks super comfortable to use and play on for extended periods. Let's just hope they are backwards compatible with all 544 of my old 1.0 Amiibos when they release Amiibo 2.0. Nintendo finally shut up, and my money was ready.

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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nintendo knows what they are doing. Haptic feedback is 10000x better than real buttons. gently caress off haters.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Average pimp zoner :cry: But... But.... Muh buttans!!! :cry:


Me: :fuckoff:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nintendo: Actually the controllers are the Amiibo now

Me:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
OHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOESN"T NINTENDO JUST MAKE A SYUSTEM LIKE FAILBOX ONE (the loving THIRD failbox mind you!!!) WITH THE WRFONG loving RAM OR A GAYSTATION 4 AND Have ULTRA HIGH DEF GRAPHICS FOR MY ())())))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOLLAR TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A loving MORON cuck im gay loving RETARD NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - literally every loving poster in this thread right now! SERIOUSLY gently caress OFF !!!!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
[after calming down]: Nintendo is older than Corsair, and they aren't going anywhere, gently caress off trolls

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
so guys, im from the future. here to give you some details on the 'nx'.
first off, the leak is real, but that's not the final product. although the final product is very similar, it is slightly larger and feels more pleasing to hold, even on its own. what you could compare it to is like a cross between holding a wiimote, and holding a phone (horizontally, of course). i'd say it's more comfortable than the wii u gamepad, but that's my opinion - some prefer the gamepad, but that really doesn't matter for reasons i'm about to get into.
now let me just say, i'm with you if you think it's not a good design for a controller how it is and how you see it right now, but as for the final design, you will change your mind... why? when you purchase the "NX", it comes with the console, core gamepad, hdmi and cables, 2 games (one of them is basically just for showing off the features of the "NX" itself), and the classic controller attachment.
now you'll probably be excited to find out that the core gamepad's design is how it is for a reason. while it is perfectly fine to use how it is, it's also designed for attachments. the attachment is comes with, the classic controller att., is exactly what you'd expect, it has those hand grips and is incredibly comfortable. in case you're worried about it being too bulky, it's not. also, the way the attachments click in is super satisfying, like more satisfying than the sound of putting in cartridges into the NES.
so there are a few other attachments, a couple of them are just for the feel, but others have special functions. There is one attachment i'm not going to mention, but i'll give you a hint: it is something that has been called expensive and gimmicky in the past. (btw, that's not to say it is in this case, nintendo pulled it off pretty well)
as for the other attachments, they're all pretty awesome. there's this other one that adds a totally new set of controls, so if you really love physical buttons and poo poo, that'll be for you.
speaking of buttons, the way they are set up on the core gamepad is really intuitive, i wont go into it much, but i will say that after using it, you wont care much about physical buttons. the haptic feedback really does its part. as for the shoulder buttons/scroll wheels, they feel so satisfying to use... this is a very satisfying controller in general. oh also, the circle pads have haptic feedback as well.
im too lazy to write anymore here, i'll answer just one question, and 3 yes or no questions. cheers

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Its Real....And Its Fantastic! [closes door on this thread filled with haters]

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

Xbox one SJW im gay

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
x-bone ( can't type this the right way because of fucktarded CU.CK mods)

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

*at the midnite release walking away from the counter at Gamestop with NX in tow* Oh yeah...one more thing..*undoes NES controller belt buckle unzips and pisses all over a stack of unsold X.Bones, the crowd cheering and the hot rainbow haired GameStop girl admires my member*

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*tucks my "Old School" t-shirt with a picture of a NES controller under my chin and making a funny face while I'm pissing*

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

New forums gang tag?

*nods*

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
for the record here is 1/8th of my amiibo collectioin and I'm hoping it is compatible :pray:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
and more awesome would be "Premiibos" basically premium amiibos that are even better and upgraded version and stronger in game

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Woke up in a cold sweat and had to check On my Amiibo collection.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

net cafe scandal posted:

:ohdear: They were unmolested, I trust?

Luckily. I just had a terrifying dream someone unboxed some of my rare duplicates in the guest room.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

Moron: Are my Amiibos okay? I just don't know, I can't see them!

Me: Goodnight, Mario. Goodnight, Gold and Silver Marios. Goodnight, Classic Marios. Goodnight, Peach. Goodnight, Yoshi. Goodnight, Luigi. Goodnight, Donkey Kong. Goodnight, Link. Goodnight, Fox. Goodnight, Samus. Goodnight, Wii Fit Trainer. Goodnight, Villager. Goodnight, Pikachu. Goodnight, Kirby. Goodnight, Marth. Goodnight, Zelda. Goodnight, Diddy Kong. Goodnight, Luigi. Goodnight, Little Mac. Goodnight, Pit. Goodnight, Captain Falcon. Goodnight, Rosalina and Luma. Goodnight, Bowser. Goodnight, Lucario. Goodnight, Toon Link. Goodnight, Shiek. Goodnight, Ike. Goodnight, Shulk. Goodnight, Sonic. Goodnight, Mega Man. Goodnight, Golden Mega Man. Goodnight, King DeDeDe. Goodnight, Meta Knight. Goodnight, Robin. Goodnight, Lucina. Goodnight, Wario. Goodnight, Charizard. Goodnight, Ness. Goodnight, Pac-Man. Goodnight, Greninja. Goodnight, Jigglypuff. Goodnight, Palutena. Goodnight, Dark Pit. Goodnight, Zero Suit Samus. Goodnight, Ganondorf. Goodnight, Dr. Mario. Goodnight, Bowser Jr. Goodnight, Pikman and Olimar. Goodnight, Mr. Game and Watch. Goodnight, R.O.B. Goodnight, Classic Famicom R.O.B. Goodnight, Duck Hunt. Goodnight, Mii Brawler. Goodnight, Mii Swordfighter. Goodnight, Mii Gunner. Goodnight, Mewtwo. Goodnight, Falco. Goodnight, Lucas. Goodnight, Roy. Goodnight, Ryu. Goodnight, Cloud. Goodnight, Corrin. Goodnight, Bayonetta. Goodnight, Wolf Link. Goodnight, Inkling Girl. Goodnight, Inkling Boy. Goodnight, Inkling Squid. Goodnight, Green Yarn Yoshi. Goodnight, Blue Yarn Yoshi. Goodnight, Pink Yarn Yoshi. Goodnight, Mega Yarn Yoshi. Goodnight, Chibi-Robo. Goodnight, Waddle Dee. Goodnight, Hammer Slam Bowser and Dark Hammer Slam Bowser. Goodnight, Turbo Charge Donkey Kong and Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong. Good knight, Shovel Knight. Goodnight, Isabelle and Summer Outfit Isabelle. Goodnight, Tom Nook. Goodnight, K.K. Slider. Goodnight, Mabel. Goodnight, Digby. Goodnight, Lottie. Goodnight, Cyrus. Goodnight, Reese. Goodnight, Blathers. Goodnight, Mr. Resetti. Goodnight, Kicks. Goodnight, Timmy and Tommy Nook. Goodnight, Kapp'n. Goodnight, Rover. *looking up at ceiling* Goodnight... Iwata-san.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pablo Gigante posted:

When you go to sleep tonight, try not to think about someone sneaking into your house, carefully opening up every boxed Amiibo you own and then resealing them.

Ughhhhhhh. It's the FedEx arrow all over again!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
[Singing to the tune of paradise city when I get home from work] Ohhhh take me down to Amiibo city where the boxes are pristine and the girl ones are all my wife

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Preordered a 4th NX today and I swear to god the clerk Gary [think he is the assistant manager?] Called me Mr. Nintendo today.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's no surprise to me, Nintendo is my own worst enemy, cause every now and then my wallet kicks the living sh*t out of me

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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*sighs deeply* Gas

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