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wtf urodov way to break kayfabe
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the ultimate underdog story w/ a latin twist |
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Apr 28, 2016 19:32
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MrWillsauce posted:wtf urodov way to break kayfabe gesundheit
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Apr 28, 2016 19:35
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there's some new girl working the register tonight she didn't seem cool I didn't ask for extra chips ---------------- |
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May 5, 2016 00:56
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go talk to a doctor |
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May 5, 2016 01:09
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a doctor would just tell me to stop eating greasy mexican food all the time
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May 5, 2016 01:10
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Ein cooler Typ posted:a doctor would just tell me to stop eating greasy mexican food all the time See? Doctors aren't dumb.
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May 5, 2016 01:39
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This thread is a sign of bad character. Boom! Headshot! |
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May 5, 2016 16:50
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:This thread is a sign of bad character. *high fiving all my bros* |
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May 5, 2016 16:51
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What i'm trying to say is I love my vaguely ethnic wife. We met when she put extra tomatoes on my Navajo taco (not a euphemism) |
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May 5, 2016 16:56
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I saw a new girl working there. She's white but she has tattoos (a sign of bad character). I don't think I will be pursuing her. "Don't you realize?" replied the kindly, old wizard with a twinkle in his eye, "while you have been looking for it elsewhere, the bad character has been inside you all along!"
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May 5, 2016 18:14
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google THIS posted:you can always bring a wingman with you to help you get the chips if you're not confident going solo google THIS posted:go and get that HB10 (Hot Basket with 10 extra chips) i slept on this thread too long |
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May 5, 2016 18:26
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she's vaguely a mixed descendant of mongoloid and negroid, that's how race works. |
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May 5, 2016 21:15
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Urodov posted:i interpret this thread as ironic. that's a bold move paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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May 5, 2016 22:13
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Some of the employees tonight were wearing straw hats with Happy Cinco De Mayo written on them in sharpie really put me in the mood for the holiday the titular latina female was working and I got plenty of chips ---------------- |
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May 6, 2016 02:25
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Some of the employees tonight were wearing straw hats with Happy Cinco De Mayo written on them in sharpie ask her if she wants to celebrate cinco de mayo with you after she gets off possibly use this to imply that she could "get off" a second time tonight |
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May 6, 2016 02:39
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good advice but it's too late when's the next cinco de mayo? maybe I can use that line then ---------------- |
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May 6, 2016 02:42
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to impress the cute latina girl at my local taco bell i beat up a french guy in the parking lot and by that i mean i looked at him real hard when he was looking away
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May 6, 2016 02:49
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ask the cute latina woman to take you to the hospital then grab a coffee and get her a stuffed bear from the hospital gift shop.
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May 6, 2016 05:14
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Ein cooler Typ posted:good advice but it's too late saturday
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May 6, 2016 09:22
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there's a new african american employee. guess they want some diversity he asked the girl a question and called her Maria. so I guess her name is Maria. Now that I know her name next time I go there I will say "hey Maria como estas?" (I will use the familiar verb form so she knows I'm friendly) I went at like 9:30 and that's a good time to go because there's usually no line. Today I went and there was only one family ahead of me but they were fat and took a long time to order and get their order correct at the register (they had to pay extra for guac). I guess it didn't really make me wait any extra time because I was waiting for the cheese to melt on my quesedilla ---------------- |
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May 10, 2016 02:45
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this is like the bachelor but better
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May 10, 2016 03:35
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Ein cooler Typ posted:there's a new african american employee. guess they want some diversity I called it!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdB6CN7jww |
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May 10, 2016 14:34
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Maria is beautiful and independent |
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May 10, 2016 17:51
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Maria wasn't working tonight some new lamer at cashier tonight I saw her last week training this new guy on the register i hope she hasn't quit there was a family with a cute baby in front of me in line. they got a cup of plain white rice and black beans for the baby to eat then the husband was arguing with the cashier about something on his receipt and holding up the line. it didn't matter to me though because I had to wait anyway while they grilled my quesedilla a long line formed behind me when I got there. I got there just in time ---------------- |
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May 17, 2016 00:22
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how long is this going to go on |
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May 17, 2016 00:33
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until I die or stop going to the taqueria this is what im known for now if i dont continue this thread ill just be another nobody ---------------- |
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May 17, 2016 01:09
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day 20956: still working on the car, still haven't had meaningful interaction with the cute latina female |
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May 17, 2016 01:38
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I'll never have any meaningful interaction with any girl I'm a kissless virgin ---------------- |
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May 17, 2016 02:02
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I'll never have any meaningful interaction with any girl pure poetry
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May 17, 2016 02:30
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HighwireAct posted:pure poetry lol |
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May 17, 2016 03:12
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HighwireAct posted:pure poetry |
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May 17, 2016 16:09
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there was a family eating in a booth tonight the little girl said to her younger brother tell mom why you were crying this morning he was crying because he couldn't watch Scooby Doo I sympathize Scooby Doo is a cool show ---------------- |
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May 18, 2016 04:23
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there are probably some cougars somewhere who are on the prowl for kissless virgins. You just need to now where to look
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May 18, 2016 05:52
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tell your mother to PM me
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May 18, 2016 07:11
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I'm a kickless vagrant |
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May 18, 2016 09:55
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Ein cooler Typ posted:tell your mother to PM me My mom has a form of hyperdontia such that she appears to have two rows of teeth, but in all actuality, she only has six pairs of extras |
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May 18, 2016 09:57
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I'm missing two teeth
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I have 3/4 Wisdom Teeth because I have very wise. One had to go because it made many headaches. Another one is impacted. It bothers me greatly that my mouth is now uneven.
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