Cute Thread: Please don't kink shame axolotls

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Fancy, clearly

# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 00:42

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 03:54

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

That cat is truly the King of Beers.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 23:33

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

singing "paraplegic handjob" in my head to the tune of "Everybody Dance Now"

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 22:59

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Yeah, I think there was a tweet that mentioned Stephen was still too young/small for neutering. (I, uh, may have binged that Twitter account looking for more pictures.)

# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 14:12

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

What happens if you show a beaver the ocean? Do they just completely flip their poo poo?

This idea is the evil twin of that one Tweet about gently picking up a pig and lifting it so it can see the night sky

# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 22:54

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

muscles like this! posted:

There was a Cheesecake update where she wasn't so bulbous as they switched food and were working on portion control for her.

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# ¿ Oct 7, 2022 01:04

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

GOOD WORK CHEESECAKE

# ¿ Oct 7, 2022 01:22

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

"Domestic (short/medium/long)hair" is the general term for "random mutt cat," and that dude is definitely a very handsome DSH. Love to see a former feral doing well!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2022 07:09

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Excellent cats, excellent story

# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 02:31

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Our boy Bishop gets incredibly upset if one of us has to work late up in the office and the other goes down to chill in the living room. He'll run between the two locations and scream at us until we finally reunite.

Is this a common neurotic-cat thing? Our desks are across the apartment from each other, and our idiot Rosie will sit in the living room halfway between them (with clear line of sight to both) and yell at us to pay attention to her. If we're in the same room, she'll flop down happily! No idea WTF is going on in her brain.

Idiot tax:

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 00:32

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

My stupid cat is terrified of whenever someone shakes a trash bag open, although I'm not sure if it's the sight or the sound

# ¿ Feb 20, 2023 01:59

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Ear tufts!

# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 00:35

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

This is Silly. She's a box cat.

You call her Silly, but she looks very serious about that box-sitting

# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 05:11

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

my cat is norris posted:

today i've learned that norris has cancer. will you please share your cats with me?

I'm very sorry. I hope this idiot helps a bit:

# ¿ May 2, 2023 21:35

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Kavak posted:

The best part is that he was friendly and demanding pets, the warning was just to keep him from escaping the kennel.

Yeah, I've always appreciated that the Professor Jiggly Lore was "he's a nice boy and a regular boarding client, we like to let him out so he can run around, just make sure he doesn't leave the room"

# ¿ May 11, 2023 21:28

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Who's saying adult manuls aren't cute??

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 02:58

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Samovar posted:

Oh no.

What is the name of this beastie.

I believe that's a sand cat kitten!

# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 09:38

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

CitizenKain posted:

They are funny though, none of them are ok with me walking towards them, but will gladly run up for pets the minute I just sit down for a second.

Lots of cats find it threatening to be approached -- they have some prey instincts, so a large creature approaching them is scary. A person sitting down is much less threatening. The best way to get cat attention is just be chill and don't seem like you're tracking/pursuing them.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2023 04:20

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

IIRC the ancient Egyptians took a swing at hyenas but it didn't work out so great

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 22:28

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Dewgy posted:

That’s how I ended up keeping my last (current) cat. Dog found a stray in the backyard, about 5-6 weeks old, let’s keep it in the bathroom for a few days then get it to a shelter etc.

I walk in to check on him a couple of days in and said “Good morning little puff, how you doin’ today? …ah, gently caress I just named the cat.”

Puff remains fat and sassy almost 3 years later. Good name. Most passive cat I’ve ever had.

Could use a pic of this cat

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 03:33

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

StrixNebulosa posted:

All I can think of is when you use Wonder Trade in Pokemon and get a string of Pokemon with no nicknames, and then you get one random trash mon with a dumb nickname and he's your new favorite. HELLO MIKE I LOVE YOU

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 01:35

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Winklebottom posted:

Three of them!!

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 10:16

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/keAQpLC.mp4

Yes
YES
The tiger is out

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 20:54

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Automata 10 Pack posted:

My 12 year old niece knows that “poor freckles” meme, I hope SA is happy.

Seems like one of the better SA memes for a 12-year-old to know, tbh

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 03:06

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Delinquent teens on the way to the riding school, carrying full-color printouts of high-def photos of ants

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 03:17

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Kwyndig posted:

Why does it look so much like meat?

I have some bad news about what animals are made of

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 22:18

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Ror posted:

what�s a tailfur

waggin'

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 07:44

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/SarahjevsEvans/status/1740445518927396869?s=20

My cat also does this occasionally, and I always assume she thinks she's disemboweling a mighty beast

# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 22:46

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Kwyndig posted:

I didn't know there were Rex mice, do you know if it's a breeding thing or were they genetically engineered for some purpose.

Searching the photos suggests these are fancy mice from a breeder.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 11:22

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Fondue is so brave and doing so well!!

# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 03:54

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

It sounds like Fondue and Vilma are doing well! It's normal for cats to need to feel out their boundaries with each other and figure out how much play is too much. Sharing a couch peacefully until one of them leaves is a very good step!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 11:05

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Mina says thank you and also she has never been fed in her life please feed her.

I want to give her an entire pork loin

# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 03:52

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

yessss grandwaffles!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 23:53

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Standard cats with both orange and black (tortoiseshell and calico/tricolor) are almost always female, due to the orange and black color genes being carried on the X chromosome, so you need two Xes to express both; male torties/calicos have XXY sex chromosomes and are pretty rare. This cat doesn't have any kind of normal bicolor/tricolor patterning, so I'd guess there's some kind of genetic chimerism going on, where he has different genotypes in different body parts? Extremely weird and cool, I'd love to know more.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 00:57

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

That's probably just fluff, manuls have a ton of fur

# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 00:35

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Inside cat looks fuckin' smug, and should

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 01:26

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 03:54

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Is Mr. B a keyholder for that bodega? He looks very responsible.

# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:55

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