Cute Thread: Please don't kink shame axolotls

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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

repiv posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qjyoAuC.mp4

Yellow budgies are like that for some reason.

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My Banane (rip, friend)

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# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 17:31

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 21:42

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Cartoon Man posted:

Alpacas exhibit more right angles than any other animal

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 15:02

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Kennel posted:

https://i.imgur.com/94spa9n.mp4

Dogs gonna fall in and become a flower Greek myth style :ohdear:

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 17:03

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Quail are so drat cute.

I used to work at a butterfly gallery, where live butterflies would flutter around in a warm conservatory. But my boss had a hobby farm and brought in some quail and their chicks. They ate the butterflies. It was horrible but... also really funny.

Kamrat posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HQ89NPt.mp4

lol, I love how rails (?) store their chicks. Just buried in fluff to be deposited at mom's convenience.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 00:48

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Kwyndig posted:

That is one patient kitty. Very good with kids.

That kid is also extremely gentle with kitty. Good duo.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 15:42

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Fat starfish

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 16:04

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

https://i.imgur.com/2LF8Wd7.mp4

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 10:45

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I... I... wanna see one next to a similarly colored guinea pig

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 16:08

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

RandolphCarter posted:

Man I needed that. Love that turtle.

This is also not the first footage I've seen of a turtles bothering a cat. I think it's in their nature to slowly antagonize other creatures.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 16:47

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

What I want to see is my mom's reaction if she saw those puppies irl.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 14:22

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I just like how fast it seems to learn it has wheels.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 14:55

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

People seem to think fish are dumb but that's just not true. Like you said, they can learn to differentiate which members of a completely alien taxon dispense treats and react accordingly.

Some individual fish will also bond with divers and remember them for years.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 15:18

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

MockingQuantum posted:

When I was in college, my roommate had an aquarium tank with a starfish that he'd feed by hand every day, and it always knew when it was feeding time, probably through some sort of internal biological clock--it would climb up the front face of the tank, detach two of its legs from the glass, and lean back so he could put the pellet right in the middle of its stomach. But weirdly, it would only ever let him feed it this way. If I tried it would somehow know I wasn't him (I assume because I was brushing up against it in some way he didn't, or something) and wouldn't let me place the pellet, so instead I had to just kind of put the pellet near the starfish and it would eventually find it on its own. Not exactly the same as a fish bonding with a diver, but still kind of fascinating to observe.

Huh, I'd never expect to hear anything like this regarding a sea star. I couldn't even guess what it would use to differentiate between humans. They have "eyes" but can't really resolve clear images. They *are* basically covered in countless sensory organs, though. The tube feet are sensitive to chemical cues. How cool would it be if it could tell people apart based on something like that? A form of recognition alien to ourselves but obvious to a starfish.

Then again, some insects can tell individual humans apart and those are even more distantly related to us than starfish.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:43

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Lil' Brudder!

*breaks down crying*

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 00:10

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 21:42

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Absolute nerve.

But also, I want to reward them

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 18:41

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