shoophobo posted:

I still don't know how to post here.
can I call people a fuckman and talk about my addictions/dark desires?

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you can call people fellowman and talk about your hobbies and pets

google THIS posted:

alnilam posted:

Thanks for reminding me about that really good thread

Piso Mojado posted:

still lolling

google THIS posted:

Putty posted:

420 is the sex position where one guy blows himself standing up, the second guy gets on his knees and prays, and the third guy does cartwheels forever

Splatmaster posted:

Interviewer: Can you tell us about a time when you had a problem that you had to solve?

Me: Yeah man, I was fighting the boss mob, and we needed a way to debuff it and get it out of the combat area, so we could kill her guards. So I hit Xegony, the Queen of Air with my best debuffs, then I used Song of Highsun to force her back to her spawn point so the tanks could make short work of her guards.

Interviewer: ...

Me: Did you know Bards could go invulnerable for 6 seconds?

Interviewer: Uh, what do you consider your greatest strength?

Me: That's easy, Selo's Song of Travel. I can get anywhere I need to go with SOW, invis, AND levitate! It's SWEET...

Interviewer (making notes): Alright, uh... what would you say is your greatest weakness?

Me: Yeah, well... that would also be Selo's Song of Travel, because if someone goes linkdead or hits a lag spike and drops off, they gonna DIE!

Interviewer: Mhhmm, yes. We've heard that. Well, what we need is someone who can move a paintbrush over a bunch of walls using white paint.

Me: I can do that. I'll sing the haste song and it'll go a LOT quicker...

Interviewer: Yep, we were thinking the same thing. See you Monday morning!

Me (hiding behind furniture because Invis Song): See you then!