City of Glompton posted:

I can't get enough of the cold water from my bathroom sink. I keep drinking, and drinking, but it doesn't lessen my thirst. I open the tap fully and guzzle water as fast as I can, and my body starts to inflate cartoonishly. first my left foot, then my right, followed by my legs, my torso, my arms. I fight the pressure of my gigantic head against the wall, trying to keep my mouth under the faucet. my skin becomes shiny and translucent, and all my organs bob around inside like a carnival fish. I gulp desperately. I expand through bathroom until my knee is pierced by a sharp cabinet corner I've been meaning to fix. Whoosh!

the neighbors are going to be really mad that this has happened again.