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mister magpie posted:

Me: OK. I'm going to show you a photograph-
Cop: Yeah
Me: -and you just tell me what you would do.
Cop: Ok
Me: First thing that pops in your head, just say it.
Cop: First thing?
Me: Uh huh.
Cop: Got it.
Me: *holds up photo of innocent unarmed black man*
Cop: Shoot him.
Me: I see. Just like that?
Cop: He's resisting arrest.
Me: And this one? *holds up another photo of an innocent unarmed black man*
Cop: Shoot him. He came at me.
Me: Interesting. What about this one? *holds up one more photo of an innocent unarmed black man*
Cop: He's probably arm-
Me: Clearly he isn't.
Cop: ...I can't take that chance. Shoot him.
Me: I see. Now, imagine... what if you did something different?
Cop: ...I don't follow.
Me: Ok, you see this man here. *shakes photo in hand*
Cop: Ok.
Me: and you ...don't shoot him.
Cop: ...I don't understand.

Ace of Baes

FutonForensic posted:

*picks up woman that looks like wife, judges her weight carefully* this is not my beautiful wife! LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water pick me up

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