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I don't think you get the premise of this thread. See, we are supposed to say what cops should be doing OTHER than murdering innocent unarmed black men. You just fixed my post so both murdered an innocent black man. Please stop trying to derail this thread. Thank you. paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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kids dont play "cops and robbers" like they did in the 50s they play "cops and innocent unarmed black men" in a surprisingly fresh modern take 
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pheraps ummm maybe that uhh instead of cops shootings the innocent unarmed blaack men on purpose they could be doing the thing other than shooting aunarmed inoncent black guys would be umm playing cop and robbers but the modern twist, cops and innocent unarmed black men where they take finger guns and pshoo pshoo at each other while shouting "missed me, missed me!" that way nobody gets hurted 
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Lastgirl posted:pheraps See here GSJG, this post fits the format of the thread. Excellent post. paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jul 23, 2016 03:03
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mister magpie posted:I don't think you get the premise of this thread. See, we are supposed to say what cops should be doing OTHER than murdering innocent unarmed black men. You just fixed my post so both murdered an innocent black man. Please stop trying to derail this thread. Thank you. I'm sorry, it's a really difficult concept
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Jul 23, 2016 03:26
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I'm sorry, it's a really difficult concept *cop reading the thread* other... other than shooting unarmed black men?? huh??? |
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Jul 23, 2016 04:35
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Explaining the concept of not shooting an unarmed black man to a cop is like trying to explain color to a blind man.
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Jul 23, 2016 05:04
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The REAL problem is that local departments refuse to not use their enormous stockpiles of Unarmed Black Man Seeking Bullets that were produced in the 50s and 60s
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Me: OK. I'm going to show you a photograph- Cop: Yeah Me: -and you just tell me what you would do. Cop: Ok Me: First thing that pops in your head, just say it. Cop: First thing? Me: Uh huh. Cop: Got it. Me: *holds up photo of innocent unarmed black man* Cop: Shoot him. Me: I see. Just like that? Cop: He's resisting arrest. Me: And this one? *holds up another photo of an innocent unarmed black man* Cop: Shoot him. He came at me. Me: Interesting. What about this one? *holds up one more photo of an innocent unarmed black man* Cop: He's probably arm- Me: Clearly he isn't. Cop: ...I can't take that chance. Shoot him. Me: I see. Now, imagine... what if you did something different? Cop: ...I don't follow. Me: Ok, you see this man here. *shakes photo in hand* Cop: Ok. Me: and you ...don't shoot him. Cop: ...I don't understand. paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jul 23, 2016 05:38
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Make goulash with his Russian neighbor Write a song about basketball Join, then leave, an improv group Work on his fundamentals Cry in the shower Do something with turquoise (5 year plan?!) open a coffee shop
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Jul 23, 2016 05:54
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mister magpie posted:Me: OK. I'm going to show you a photograph- lol |
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Jul 23, 2016 08:32
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Cop: sooooo what your sayinnnnng iiiiisss Iiiii shhhhould.... me: not shoot them cop:shoot them me:  cop:  me: try again mister 
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Interviewer: Owww! Why did you shoot me? Cop: Sorry! Interveiwer: WHY!? Cop: Your shadow... it looked black..
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<3 
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mister magpie posted:Me: OK. I'm going to show you a photograph-
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Jul 23, 2016 12:26
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I'll tell you what they shouldn't do instead, shooting an autistic guy playing with a toy truck.
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Jul 23, 2016 12:54
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drilldo squirt posted:I'll tell you what they shouldn't do instead, shooting an autistic guy playing with a toy truck. What if you TRY to shoot the autistic guy playing with a toy truck and accidentally shoot an unarmed black man?
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drilldo squirt posted:I'll tell you what they shouldn't do instead, shooting an autistic guy playing with a toy truck. Oh come on, they gotta shoot something, what do you expect them to shoot if not an innocent unarmed black man OR an autistic guy playing with a toy truck? |
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Jul 23, 2016 14:38
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What kind of toy truck are we talking about here? I mean, is the autistic guy stuffing it in an envelope addressed to Nice, France? Context matters, people.
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
alnilam posted:Oh come on, they gotta shoot something, what do you expect them to shoot if not an innocent unarmed black man OR an autistic guy playing with a toy truck? the truck?  it might be an off brand Tonka made in America instead of China
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| I know we're doing a lot of joking here about cops, but it's all in good fun. I love our boys and gals in blue and know that for many of them, shooting an innocent unarmed black man is just their backup plan if there's nothing good to watch on Netflix. | |
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IUBM: Ow! Stop murdering me! Cop: I just finished this season of Orange is the New Black. Any recs? |
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| For real though, the great majority of cops are responsible and try to do their very best to meet the expectations of society. They work overtime to ensure that it looks like the innocent unarmed black men had it coming. No wonder they don't have time for hobbies. | |
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Making a Murder Season 2 Preview: Interviewer: What went wrong? Cop: We thought we framed a black guy.. You know... Turns out he's white...
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misty mountaintop posted:IUBM: Ow! Stop murdering me! too soon, Pouusey  im diggin the acro, IUBM i think i will use this to remain hip and relevant case in point IUBM: my hands r up dont shoot Cop Guy: lol ok IUBM: whew Cop Guy: syke jk heres 5 rounds in ur back IUBM: 
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cop throws 7 saucy meatballs at unarmed black man. "i got your marinara rights right here, perp" as a streak of red pasta sauce dribbles down his chin, unarmed black man utters, "this is an injustice... i ordered alfredo"
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mcblackman killer, back at it again at the top of the charts
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in Beverly Hills solving their friend's murder even tho it's way out of their jurisdiction in Beverly Hills solving the string of "alphabet crimes" in Beverly Hills solving their boss' murder, which leads to a showdown at an amusement park ...they should just be Axel Foley, ok |
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they could murder the system
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Jul 24, 2016 00:56
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Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a... White Cop: What one? It was a timid interruption, hardly audible. Holden: What? White Cop: What desert? Holden: Doesn't make any difference what desert... its completely hypothetical. White Cop: But how come I'd be there? Holden: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself...who knows. So you look down and see a negro. White Cop: A negro. What's that? Holden: Know what a black man is? White Cop: Of course. Holden: Same thing. Holden: You reach down and shake the black man’s hand, White Cop. Keeping an eye on his subject, Holden notes the dials in the Voight-Kampff. One of the needles quivers slightly. White Cop: You make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write 'em down for you? Disregarding the question, Holden continues, picking up the pace. Holden: The black man walks down the street, unarmed in the hot sun, he's going to live if no-one shoots him and nobody’s shooting him. But you're not shooting. White Cop's upper lip is quivering. White Cop: Whatya means, I'm not shooting? Holden: I mean you're not shooting! Why is that, White Cop? The X-man cometh fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jul 27, 2016 ---------------- |
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The X-man cometh posted:Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a... the admissions test for police academy is really surreal yeah, but hey it's effective |
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The X-man cometh posted:Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a...
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White cop: "let me tell you something about my mother" stands up, shoots Holden and storms out Examiner outside the door: "congratulations, you passed" |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3W0AnCAZsg
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They just need better PR. For every fifty people cops shoot on the street they just need to rescue a cat from a tree, buy a kid a balloon at an amusement park, whatever. BAM everyone loves cops again and nobody remembers the people lying dead in the street. All fixed. ---------------- |
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They could practice tai chi. Or they could read a good book. Or they could find a new friend. Or they could watch a cool new television series. Or they could smoke a cigarette and chill. Or they could hang out at a coffee place. Or they could find new lovers. Or they could have a nice cold popsicle. Or they could learn the acordian. Or they could learn how to drift in their cool police cruisers. Or they could get involved in volunteer work. Or they could write a short story. Or they could go bird watching. Or they could go fishing. Or they could give out free hugs. Or they read up on marxist literature. Or they could get a new pet. Or they could spread christmas cheer throughout the year. Or they could convert to buddhism. Or they could become a tattoo artist. Or they could find a second wife/husband. Or they could think really hard about why the criminal justice system as a whole feels justified in the institutional and broad sweeping oppression of people of colour. Maybe begin to realize that if they do not become an active advocate of change themselves and start to organize a from the roots movement for comprehensive reform then this issue will only further escalate in violence and the cost of human lives. Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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Instead of chokeholding men who sell cigarettes, they could try hand-holding.
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