FluffieDuckie posted:

HighwireAct posted:

misty mountaintop posted:

Manifisto posted:

it's not a knock on your Venus, sometimes women just prefer a Dido

cda posted:

FluffieDuckie posted:

cda posted:

>ENTER STARBUCKS
You enter the Starbucks. In front of you, there is a line of people waiting to order. There are chairs and tables all around, mostly occupied at this hour of the day by solitary individuals on their laptops or smartphones. However, there are a couple of free tables. There is a cashier behind the cash register and a barista making drinks. You assume there's probably a manager in the back, behind a swinging metal door.

> JOIN LINE
You join the line and wait patiently until you are standing in front of a cute cashier.

> ORDER COFFEE
"What size coffee to you want to order?" asks the cashier.

> ORDER LARGE COFFEE
I'm sorry, I don't understand that.

> ORDER MEDIUM COFFEE
I'm sorry, I don't understand that.

> ORDER LATTE
"What size latte do you want to order?" asks the cashier.

> ORDER LARGE LATTE
I'm sorry, I don't understand that.

>ORDER GRANDE COFFEE
"Coming right up!" beams the cashier. "Can I get a name for the order?"

>CDA
"Sure thing, Mr. CDA, just step over there and wait for your order to be called," the cashier says brightly.
You stand by the coffee bar and watch the barista make drinks.

>WAIT
"GRANDE COFFEE for PHILIP" the barista calls.

>WAIT
"BAGEL for LISA" the barista calls.

>WAIT
"GRANDE COFFEE for CAD" the barista calls.

>ASK BARISTA ABOUT COFFEE.
Which coffee?

>ASK BARISTA ABOUT GRANDE COFFEE.
Which Grande Coffee?

>ASK BARISTA ABOUT GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD.
"This coffee is for CAD," the barista says, "See? It says CAD on the coffee cup."

>TAKE GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD.
The barista frowns. "Are you sure you're CAD? You don't look like CAD to me."

>TAKE GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD
The barista eyes you warily, but says nothing. You take the Grande Coffee for CAD.

>INVENTORY
You are wearing:
Blue sweatpants
A pink, stained Breast Cancer Charity 5K promotional T-Shirt.
Dirty sneakers (with no socks)

You are holding:
Car keys
A wallet
An iPhone
A Grande Coffee for CAD.

>STATUS
It is March 22nd, 2018. The time is 10:37am. If you still had a job, you would be 1hr and 37minutes late for work.
Your mood is: Despairing
Your health is: Poor
You are feeling: Tired
Your SCORE is: 3/273 points.

>DRINK GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD
You begin to drink the coffee. It is scalding hot. You burn your tongue.

>STATUS
It is March 22nd, 2018. The time is 10:38am. If you still had a job, you would be 1hr and 38minutes late for work.
Your mood is: Angsty
Your health is: Poor, Burned Tongue
You are feeling: Alert
Your SCORE is: 4/273 points.

>LOOK AT CASHIER
You look at the cashier. She is cute, with short blonde hair cut in a jagged style and bright blue eyes. You wonder if they are hiring at this Starbucks. You also wonder if the cashier would ever go out with you.

>TALK TO CASHIER
She's busy doing her job right now.

Manifisto posted:

(my own quote included solely for context)

Splatmaster posted:

Jedrick posted:

wowzers

cda posted:

google THIS posted:

alnilam posted:

Evil Bob posted:

wow just wow

blaise rascal posted:

But that’s not all folks! We’re going out in style, with a brand new version of a song from Beauty and the Beast, with custom lyrics written by myself. I request you go into this one blind, and only after you’ve listened to it, check out my lyrics in the next post.

https://vocaroo.com/1142LiIrtHrI

blaise rascal posted:

little page in the SA forums
every post better than the last
little place full of little posters
waking up to say...
just post
just post
just post

there goes the wednesday frog like every wednes day
a brand new schmarson pic to share
every Wednesday just the same
since the wednesday that I came
to this b y o b place "gmungo poster"

gmungo wednesday frog “where you off to!”
The welcome hello and chat thread! I just finished recording my dog making these whistling sounds in her sleep I know everyone will want to see the video
“that's nice. My dudes! hurry up!”

there's manifisto with his 3d renders
thanks to one goon we all can blend
now I’m here in nut’s clydestown
and the rain is pouring down
no denying it's a funny place that byob

goodnight
mods knew
time to get posting
free nut
fart gently caress hell
where is the ring?
show us your pets
turn off your screen man (ooo)
there can't be more to forums than this byob

ahh gmungo
gmungo butttheshitmanfart. Back to my thread so soon? I couldn’t wait to see if you’ve posted Ah, have I ever! Feast your eyes on the hundreds of posts I’ve made lately
Oh gosh this one’s so so good!
(laughing) If you like it all that much, it’s yours
a post from butttheshitman fart? Just for me? But sir!
I insist!
Well thank you! Thank you very much!

oh here come some gbs goons

look there it is that byob is so peculiar
I hope it gets deleted soon
with a purple and blue look
and a byorabian book
what a puzzle to the rest of us is byob

sexual snail with titties
humnan snail that I’m attracted to
look isn't she so pretty
But she won’t be posted in this thread until page two

the goblin thread has got some brand new artwork
and luvcow’s cyoa too
and at midnight gmt
there’s a film for us to see

it really is a wondrous place
yes really it’s an awesome place
it really is a crazy place that byob

annd post
wow you posted up a storm blaise rascal! You’re the greatest poster in the whole world!
I know!
I bet you could conquer any forum you post in!
It’s true and I’ve got my sights set on that one!
B Y O B?
That’s the one! The lucky forum to which I’ll endear myself forever.
But how will you do that?
the quickest way to the heart of any internet forum: self-referential music!
Well, your music is pretty good..
Good? My music is the best! So why shouldn’t I post it in the forum that’s the best?
Right from the moment when I met it saw it
I said this place could be my stage
They will all put down their bongs
When they hear my disney songs
I am going to get a five star thread in byob

I love (oh poo poo) your sig (weed rear end)
vanisher made it (I’m depressed)
I’d like (hell same) to help (carefully)
lurkers must post (1x per month)
that poor (naw girl) milk ape (smoobled again)
don’t post your dick, please (australia)

there can't be more to forums than this byob
just watch I’ll post a great thingamabob!

Look here it is this place is strange but special
Let’s all go shitpost on the job
It’s a pity and a fix
That we can’t give byob a six

it really is a funny place
it’s odd but it’s a funny place
it really is a funny place
that byob
just post
just post
just post just post just post