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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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From the butts thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3898936
tushy, tushy, burning bright,
In the pants of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine cheeks?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy fart?
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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Feb 20, 2020 22:07
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- google THIS
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Feb 24, 2020 04:37
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I live in the wastewater treatment plant building on West 81st street. My name is ButtTheShitmanFart. I'm 30 years old. I believe in taking care of my bowels, and a high fiber diet and a rigorous intestinal exercise routine. In the morning, if my stool is a little slow, I'll take a stool softener while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the waste from my body, I take a Metamucil tablet. On the toilet, I use a bidet. Then a lubricant laxative. And on the butt, a two ply quilted toilet paper. Then apply a butt acne clearing lotion, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a powder with little or no talcum, because talcum dries your skin out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging skin balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a ButtTheShitmanFart, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can see my posts and notice that I am browsing and maybe you can even sense our posting styles are probably comparable, I simply will not post in BYOB.
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Feb 24, 2020 12:35
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Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!
BYOB is not for everyone. Well ok, it pretty much is. Common side effects include good vibes, dry mouth, a fascination with butts, reduced GBS, and irregular blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month flow. Rare but serious side effects, including updog, have occurred. Post immediately if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, because lmao. Do not take BYOB if you have ever had an allergic reaction to blue, purple, cats, hammocks, or Comic Sans. Or do, we're not your mom. Do not take BYOB if you are taking a THC inhibitor. All lurkers must post. Stop posting immediately and seek help if you are from Coupons and Deals.
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Mar 4, 2020 14:52
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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 4, 2020 15:52
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Mar 4, 2020 16:39
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oh no my beak fell off
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Mar 11, 2020 20:47
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Diseases begone!
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Mar 15, 2020 03:37
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Mar 15, 2020 03:39
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my compliments to the chef, this is the bidet of steaks
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Mar 15, 2020 18:01
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by sebmojo
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sig hall of fame and its not even finished....
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Mar 19, 2020 17:22
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by Hand Knit
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Mar 21, 2020 04:32
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Mar 23, 2020 03:43
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Perforce issue #6234123 posted:When I try to add a certain file[1] to perforce, the client crashes. This happens consistently with both p4 and p4v. In either case, it crashes with SIGFTHAGN (I can't find that in signals.7; does p4 implement its own signals outside the POSIX signal space?); shortly afterwards, the monitor starts flashing abstract geometric designs while horrible screeching noises come from the speakers, and the whole machine has to be power-cycled.
I've attached the file for your investigation.
[1] attachment: bad_file.pdf
Version: 2019.2/2019.2
Platform: Linux
Support tier: enterprise
Perforce issue #6234123 comment 1 posted:That file is the Dread Sigil of the Writhing Worm, which draws all who gaze upon it into an endless void forged of their own nightmares, an inescapable maze from which they can do nothing but contemplate the inevitability that is the ascension of the Worm! The sky will boil, and the seas will become as ash, when the Worm rises! All hail the Worm! ALL HAIL!
[status change: NEW -> CLOSED WONTFIX]
Perforce issue #6234123 comment 2 posted:Ok, but I still need to get this thing into version control to meet my deadlines. This should be covered by our SLA with you; when can I expect a patch?
[status change: CLOSED WONTFIX -> NEW]
Perforce issue #6234123 comment 3 posted:Hello? We pay you guys quite a lot of money for this fancy support contract, it would be nice if we could get some support once in a while.
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Mar 24, 2020 09:23
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Mar 24, 2020 09:24
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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hahaha
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Mar 25, 2020 00:46
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Mar 29, 2020 19:58
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*sam on mt. doom getting all weepy like a big bitch* what do you think they're doin back in the mos eisley cantina, mr frodo. i bet the jizzwailers are playing those great jizz songs, and ponda babu is holding a blue milk in each of the two arms that he has, and greedo is there and still alive
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