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would you do it?
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Mar 23, 2016 05:04
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May 21, 2024 23:15
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- Piso Mojado
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keep in mind that revenge would mean either poison or sword, possibly both.
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Mar 23, 2016 05:10
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I would like to think me and my ghost dad would set up some kind of elaborate Scooby-Doo like trap to catch and expose him. maybe even bond a little in the process.
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Mar 23, 2016 05:22
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*rolls eyes* whaaaaatever dad
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Mar 23, 2016 12:00
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ghost dad: sooo, my bad. it turns out your uncle Claudius actually didn't kill me. lmbo. ghost brain, you know haha.
me: goddammit dad.
ghost dad: oh well, no harm, no foul amirte? so, how's Ophelia?
Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Mar 23, 2016
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Mar 23, 2016 13:14
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Mar 23, 2016 13:51
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Shakespeare intended the plight of Ophelia to represent an alternate universe where Ferris didn't save Cameron from drowning in the pool.
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Mar 23, 2016 13:56
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Dead Dad: Hello, I'm back from the dead to talk to you because your uncle killed me.
*I turn around and my face splits into a twisted impish grin. My whole life has led to this moment of triumph.*
Me:Hello! My name is Trex, nice to meet you Back-From-The-Dead-To-Talk-To-You-Because-Your-Uncle-Killed-Me!!!!
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Mar 23, 2016 15:54
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Rosencranz and Guildenstern represent the principal, sent to foil the protagonist but only moving towards their own demise. The post credit sequence where the principal is shown to live again was Stoppard's inspiration for R&G Are Dead
hamlet [showering]: "Life moves pretty fast..." *looks directly at audience, head full of shampoo* "...if ye not heed caution, thou might just miss it."
nearby bard: "bow bow, chick chicka-chickaaa."
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Mar 23, 2016 16:02
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This happened to me and I killed my uncle and now everything is great
how did you kill him?
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Mar 24, 2016 11:59
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May 21, 2024 23:15
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I killed my uncle. And the bizarre thing is that I did it for my ghostly old man. I murdered this poor guy because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the people he used to kill. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right? So I'm sitting in the chapel and I'm pondering stuff, and Claudius is praying right next to me me. And he's kinda, he's kinda unaware. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my ghost father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in the guardhouse, all I could think about was my ghost dad, and Claudius having to become a ghost and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the loving humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I loving hate him. He's like this mindless ghost that I can't even relate to anymore.
[crying]
'Hamlet! You've got to be number one! I won't tolerate any losers in this family! Your intensity is for poo poo! Kill kill kill!' You son of a bitch. You know, sometimes I wish my indecision would give. And I wouldn't be able to soliloquize anymore. And he could forget all about me.
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