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Remember that Rayman "leak" for Smash Bros Wii U a while back? poo poo like that really makes it hard to be excited for anything like this nowadays.
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The Nintendo NX will be a deck of Hanafuda cards.
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Sep 3, 2016 23:51
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The Nintendo NX is just going to be a Mario hat. The adventures it enables are powered by your imagination.
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Sep 19, 2016 21:19
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Nintendo finally gets the hang of online interactions. The NX will stream procedurally generated memes to the end user based on a subscription model.
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Sep 20, 2016 21:12
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The Nintendo NX is a home console running on a perfected version of Sony's Cell system. All the NX's around the world work in unison over the internet to render the 160x144 pixel glory of Super Mario Land straight to your television - available now on the NX Virtual Console for $4,99.
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Oct 3, 2016 21:08
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The Nintendo NX is revealed to be the cave Miyamoto found as a kid and they start selling tickets at the entrance. To play Zelda you explore the cave in a Link costume. You can rent a Mario costume to play Mario NX and jump around in the darkness. If you ask to play Metroid they call the security to swiftly escort you out of the premises.
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Oct 3, 2016 21:13
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Nintendo announces to the thrill of it's main millennial demographic that the NX will be a HD re-release of it's most classic games console - the Super Megason IV.
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Oct 4, 2016 16:24
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The Nintendo NX 's most essential feature has finally been revealed to be the resurgence of the Wii's cancelled Vitality Sensor. With the release of the peripheral after several years in development Nintendo is trying once again to capture the hearts and minds of the casual gamer crowd they succesfully lured with the Wii. Placing emphasis on a "chill" gaming experience the NX automatically pauses the game if it detects the "gamer's" heart rate to rise above 90 - a number scientifically proven to be the limit that when exceeded permanent damage is inflicted to the heart tissue. The game is allowed to resume only when the user's heart rate drops to safe levels again, ensuring that the experience is as mellow and relaxing as possible even when playing the most heated "first person shooter". When reached for a comment Nintendo of America spokesperson and operating officer Reginald "Reggie" Fils-Aimé assured that
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Oct 10, 2016 21:25
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The Nintendo NX is an indescribable console. It doesn't physically appear to conform to any sorts of laws of reality or euclidean geometry. The color of its shell doesn't occur in nature at all. You can't focus your eyes on it - if you tried looking directly at the NX your vision sort of slides over it constantly. The only way you can catch a glimpse of it is occasionally from the corner of your eye, but trying to comprehend what you are seeing drives even a stronger man insane. Some say it's a new form of NDA protection from Nintendo for beta testers. Some think the company is dealing in some shady occult business. The multitude of ancient runes adorning the NX's shipping box raise questions that the user manual leaves unanswered. When you lay down to bed and switch off the lights sometimes in the middle of the night a faint voice can be heard. "Letsa play" it beckons from the darkness. A faint glow emanates from your living room.
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Oct 16, 2016 21:42
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I can't wait to buy this mobile-oriented console but never take it out of my house because it's so big and I can hear other people on the subway judging me for playing baby games as an adult.
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Oct 20, 2016 21:37
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So what do you guys think in what innovative ways will Nintendo gently caress up the online connectivity side of Switch? My money's on friend codes being back and Miiverse posting being downgraded to a few pre-set phrases like Mario Kart or Smash Bros.
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Oct 22, 2016 22:25
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Eagerly awaiting the VC release of greatest Gamecube game Doshin The Giant.
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Dec 7, 2016 21:26
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The Mario game is going to be a Level 1-1, Level 1-2 kinda linear platformer with no new mechanics since Miyamoto hates stories in a video game now for some reason.
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Jan 4, 2017 22:44
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F-Zero Switch when Nintendo Fast Racing Neo is really really good but I miss the characters and YOU'VE GOT BOOST POWER!
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Jan 6, 2017 12:16
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After the direct happens please rename the subforum to tia
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Jan 12, 2017 06:41
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Mario No Man's Sky lookimg good at least. Gonna enjoy buying a discount priced Switch sometime in 2018.
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Jan 13, 2017 06:27
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1 2 Switch feels like weird Youtube Let's Play bait. Like they know how ridiculous it looks and can't wait for all the free Switch namedrops from Pewdiepie.
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Jan 13, 2017 20:56
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Bottom Liner posted:Except they hate Youtube and the free publicity it could provide. They literally waged a crusade against let's players. Nintendo is stupid as gently caress. I bet they have a huge boner for Niconico then?
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Jan 13, 2017 21:03
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Should've launched with Farming Simulator, FIFA and Minecraft if they wanted to actualky make money I guess.
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Waluigi Musou
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