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he can also see the kryptonite from very far away so he can just hang out a mile up and use laser eyes on that whole mess.
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Mozi posted:i'm not sure if this has come up before but comic books are for children, not adults. there seems to be some confusion on that matter i think you will find that this is very grim and serious with lots of violence so it is for adults now
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Doflamingo posted:How lucky is Superman that his mother and Batman's mother have the same name?? Good lord that's lucky..... im not sure why he called his mom by her first name, though.
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JVNO posted:I wrongly assumed it was doing poorly because of all the negative reception but lol you're right the problem is that they arent trying to make one successful movie. they are trying to start a huge successful movie franchise. lots of people will go see this, yes. but if no one likes it (aside from the plaintive internet nerds who were already intent on liking it), then that franchise is clearly stillborn.
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that thing looks like he is covered in feces. classic german cinema.
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Glaucus atlanticus posted:The fact that this movie sucks so bad has inspired me to go watch Justice League: Gods and Monsters again. So uh, thanks Zack Snyder! yeah, i liked that movie.
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they tried making a movie about a marvel lady with a relatively small amount of baggage who isnt on a team. the result was elektra.
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if he knows that branding someone will get them killed in prison but keeps doing it, then he is just being lazy about murdering them himself.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Mine was Captain Photon. He could fly and had a forcefield around him (so he couldn't get hurt) and could shoot lasers. your superhero is completely pathetic compared to godzillaman
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Apr 25, 2016 11:34
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SciFiDownBeat posted:but battleangel alita fans are retards! as a baa fan i can confirm this
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Apr 27, 2016 23:15
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i very much want the dc movies to continue, each one worse than the last. the internet crazies desperately defending every pile of poo poo until it breaks them for good.
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i guess it was time for someone to break the streak of amazing jokers. romero, nicholson, hamill, etc. there was never a single best one, what with how different all their performances were. they were all excellent in different ways. now leto gets to make his mark as the worst portrayal of the joker, hands down. i am pretty sure that the porn parody jokers are gonna look better by comparison.
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Apr 28, 2016 07:41
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naem posted:Watch this be a good enjoyable movie even if by some remarkable chance it turns out to be good leto will still be awful
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Apr 28, 2016 08:08
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achillesforever6 posted:I don't know Brent Spiner was a pretty loving bad Joker i never saw that one and yes, he is pretty bad. but based on a single youtube clip, not spectacularly bad. just kind of dull and uninspired.
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Apr 28, 2016 12:49
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:do you think bucky's army buddies called him fucky barnes? i bet they did and he pretended to take it in stride but it really galled him his name is james. bucky was the insult, but it doesnt really work any more so everyone assumes it is a harmless nickname. if you ever time travel back to the 40's, youd better hope that no one calls you a bucky. like goddamn, that is some harsh language.
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Apr 30, 2016 08:28
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that statement does not make sense
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May 4, 2016 16:01
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it is probably easier to sucker superman with that fantasy because he has never lived there. as far as he knows it is a wonderful utopia despite producing like 10 unrelated evil dudes who are all named zod.
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May 24, 2016 03:40
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:They were mass-cloning Doomsday, a being where every time it was killed they'd add more features (think of the robot from The Incredibles) so they could wipe out all life on every planet. superman prefers to see the best in people and incredibly lovely dead planets
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May 24, 2016 04:21
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Gorilla Salad posted:Cap was working with a bunch of reconstructed super villains. And by "reconstructed" I mean that literally. SHIELD had taken fragments of cosmic cubes and rebuilt their bodies and personalities into nice, lawabiding people. Mind rape, pretty much. But it's okay because they're the good guys. the red skull was hanging around the human cosmic cube the whole time and he currently has the late charles xavier's brain grafted on to his own. it was incredibly obvious what happened to anyone who read the comic, but outrage junkies dont actually read comics. it wasnt (directly) mind control or an impostor; a living reality warping artifact changed his past to make him have always been a member of hydra. before that comic he wasnt a member of hydra, after that comic he was always a member of hydra.
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May 30, 2016 15:56
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:(Almost) everyone knows it's going to be retconned (except for the insane idiots sending death threats). there is also a black captain america who is not a nazi
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May 30, 2016 16:38
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Blargh posted:Is this really the first time Captain America has secretly been a nazi? The character is like 80 years old at this point, has gone through dozens of writers, and has died, disappeared, been brainwashed, passed on the mantle etc and come back more times than I care to look up. It's such an obvious attention-grabber storyline I can't believe some hack didn't already do it nah, there have been panels from an old kirby issue where he was brainwashed to become a nazi and even saluted hitler going around. also, the hydra = nazi thing is mostly from the movies. they couldn't use nazis so they did a find/replace so that ww2 was fought against hydra rather than nazi germany. in comics hydra is usually a generic evil organization even though it is usually (but not always) led by one of several nazis. there are some explicitly neo-nazi evil organizations running around the marvel universe but hydra is not one of them. what it comes down to is that captain america traditionally punches out individual nazis and their non-nazi employees.
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May 30, 2016 18:13
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also the last few pages of the general marvel thread in bss have been dedicated to one hysterical idiot arguing about this dumb poo poo and having every single point he tries to make instantly and effortlessly refuted. it is pretty funny.
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May 30, 2016 18:21
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when he first met falcon he was stuck in red skull's body
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May 30, 2016 19:18
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hal jordan is a pedophile, batman is not.
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May 30, 2016 19:22
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cosmic cubes have been a thing in the mu for like 60 years now, and they arent even the only reality altering macguffin around. heck, the only reason bucky got his memory back and stopped being evil was because cap used a cosmic cube on him.
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May 30, 2016 20:47
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Flesh Forge posted:Sure, and they're a writer's tools! You can use tools to make The Birth of Venus, or you can use tools to sculpt poo into a lifesize version of :iamafag: they are usually monkeys paws. like, the previous red skull (the current one is a clone that was frozen since the 40's) completely swore them off because it always, always went wrong.
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May 30, 2016 20:53
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lots of people have picked up thor's hammer. poo poo, even hulk did it once, and im not talking about that bullshit with red hulk in zero gravity.
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May 31, 2016 17:42
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i'm gonna need a source for that last one
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Jun 9, 2016 01:31
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the best possible aquaman movie is one where aquaman never appears
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Jul 6, 2016 08:58
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that depends, is goku's mom named martha? ha ha jk, i know full well that her name is gine. everyone knows that.
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Jul 12, 2016 01:27
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lol "this real bad movie received a lot of bad reviews, while all these somewhat adequate movies received a lot of good reviews. wake up sheeple!"
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Jul 13, 2016 16:36
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Don Tacorleone posted:He's literally just a dude who practices a lot with arrows and then he missed in that same issue and spiderman lied to make him feel better, thus invalidating hawkeye's entire existence. arguing that hawkeye is cool and useful is fine, but maybe you shouldn't quote a comic where he portrayed as an ineffectual clown?
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Jul 13, 2016 17:51
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Don Tacorleone posted:Relax nerd too late, you already defended hawkeye on the internet. your virginity has now been officially reinstated.
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Y'know? Just a cool dude on the Internet
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i don't really know what that means
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oddly enough, the injustice comics are the best take on superman gone bad in any medium. it is kind of strange how a tie-in comic for a crappy fighting game handles a bunch of characters way better than the main dc line does.
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the exact same rabid fans that are defending bvs while trying not to cry were the ones pretending avengers was a masterpiece for the ages.
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i think dc movies make marvel movies look better by comparison. on their own they are okay, i guess? but when they get to be the gallant to dc's goofus they start to look amazing.
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it is funny how marvel animated series and movies are always terrible. marvel comics have no intrinsic quality which make them better for movies than dc. it is all a matter of writers and directors, and for some reason wb is violently opposed to using talented creators outside of dc cartoons.
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even if they managed to get a good screenplay, cast and director (which is supremely unlikely) the studio execs would still gently caress everything up.
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