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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Shinjobi posted:

The magic lasso is in the movie for 30 seconds, and I lost my poo poo when I saw it. If they had included WW's invisible jet I would have given this movie a 10/10 despite everything wrong with it.

They did have the invisible jet, you just couldn't see it.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I had that coloring book as a kid. The Joker's nefarious plan was to go up to random celebrities and ask them for their autograph and then forge their signatures on checks. Why steal forty cakes when you can charge them to Ben Affleck?

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

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That fire escape Batman lands on when he's trying to get away from Doomsday in the final battle, that's totally the same fire escape he got his rear end kicked by the three burglars in Batman Year One. As obscure references go.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

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Cu Chulainn posted:

I love the very obvious post-corporate rear end-chewing change of heart in that second tweet

"OH NO IT'S ACTUALLY WORTH ALL THE MONEY #SHILL #PLEASEBUYIT #THEYHAVEMYFAMILY"

They literally have my mom tied up in a warehouse and a sadistic Russian mercenary is going to barbeque her with a flamethrower if the Ultimate Edition doesn't sell a million copies release day! #PLEASEHELPUS #NOTAJOKE #SAVEMARTHA

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Pretty sure there's a scene in Age of Ultron where he straight up says ""What the gently caress am I even doing in this movie, I don't have superpowers or nothin". I'd check but that would require watching Age of Ultron.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Drinking Tankograd is kinda sad.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I know she isn't a big name draw, but drat if she isn't an amazing actor whether live action or voice acting. She was like the second best actor on The Shield behind Forrest Whitaker. I know Davis will be great as Waller, but I'd kill for screen test footage with Pounder and their first choice, Oprah Winfrey.

...Mackey...

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Holy poo poo guys I think Professor Shark hacked mind the walrus's account.

Love that Joker!

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Neurosis posted:

One review so far has described Suicide Squad as 'crushingly puerile comic-book pornography'. I was on the fence but now I think I'm going to see it.

Hot drat I didn't know Mark Millar wrote the screenplay I'm seeing this bad boy Friday night man I love me some crushingly puerile comic book pornography.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

:swoon: 500 innocent civilians killed in Kryptonian terrorist rampage, dying victim's final words: "Worth it."

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
If your mom can lift me fully off the ground with one hand I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to fight Germstore to be your dad.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

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Moola posted:

close CD and ban everyone in it holy poo poo

Unironically this. EVERYONE, including me.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

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Germstore posted:

please tell me someone in CD gave you that av. please.

I don't know if it was CD or GBS, I spend a LOT of time arguing about comic book movies on the Internet. But for your sake, (a "Beautiful Lie" if you will) yeah I'm pretty sure somebody in CD gave it to me. Fair disclosure, I deserve it for being the living incarnation of the slobbering Snyder fanboy strawman so masterfully beaten up in those topics.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Apparently as well as Magic and Kryptonite, Superman is vulnerable to the Pontypool virus.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
SMG knows precisely what he's doing. I wish he'd use his powers for good, but instead he shits up an entire forum with his (admittedly the highest-effort I've ever seen) gimmick. What actually bothers me is when otherwise quality posters like HUNDU or Hollismason get infected by his disease.

To say they're "harmless" is objectively incorrect. SMG is absolutely harmful on an academic level. You have a beer-drinking plebian Idiocracy citizen like me who is genuinely trying to learn how to understand the "message" of film, but I CAN'T learn because 90% of the time the "teacher" is going, "heh heh, the Avengers is about the role of strapon dildos in the sexual revolution of the 60s, heh, I'm making all the nerds so mad" instead of trying to teach people in an intellectually honest manner.

Is Ann Coulter "harmless" to the American political discourse? Is Fred Phelps "harmless" to Christianity?

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

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SMG just called Dare out for being "pretentious and masturbatory" speaking of good posting.

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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Nope, there's nothing in the form of your clip-show to indicate that.

ROFLMFAO

scuba school sucks fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Sep 13, 2016

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