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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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BedBuglet posted:

1 (32 oz) jar of grape jelly
2 (12 oz) jars of Heinz chili sauce
3 lbs of cooked meatballs

I swear by this recipe. I know it sounds weird but google it and check out people's reviews if you don't believe me. This makes a meatball sauce that might as well be crack.

Heat the jelly and Heinz in your pot until the sauce dissolves, add meatballs. That simple.

I can't believe this is real. I have to try it.

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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Mr. Wookums posted:

it tastes good because of the half a kilo of sugar from the jelly, 120 grams from the chili sauce and 480% of your daily sodium.

2100 cals from the Jelly, 800 from he Chili sauce

Shitttttt

Um I'm going to replace the chili sauce with stubs BBQ sauce.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

MrSlam posted:

I just asked my dad who told me when he cooked it for us it was 2-3 hours on a low setting in the oven, but he'd recommend changing it to pork shoulder as well and keeping the hours at 5-6. I asked him why grandma cooked tenderloin that way and he said there was a health-scare involving pork (trichinosis) while she was alive so she purposefully overcooked it just in case. Also, she apparently liked it that way. His words. Thanks grandma! I owe Cavenagh and Ranter apologies now.

I got a horror story to prove to you that this is a clear and present danger.

I bought 10 pounds of pork loin which I attempted to cook and eat over a week. I got so sick, I was vomiting, making GBS threads my pants, drinking cold water would make me vomit, while vomiting I would poo poo my pants, while making GBS threads my pants I would start to vomit, and coughing would make me vomit. It was a really troubling time of just waking up and changing my pants every few hours for a few days.

Never eat old pork.

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