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Dmitri-9 posted:The sex tape has dropped. I, I got "this thing", that, ah, uh, "this thing," thats, ah, loving golden
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Homework Explainer posted:this was a really good series of posts
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Al! posted:Ted Cruz and you laughing on the couch, subtly getting closer as you look deeper into his eyes 
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oystertoadfish posted:that's my favorite political cartoon because it delves deep into irony I liked the article on how Cruz's facial features are designed to trigger feelings disgust and distrust in humans.
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Helsing posted:Well that can be taken for granted. What would Hilary possibly do after losing to Trump? Buy the presidency of some tiny Caribbean island? Start lobbying to become Secretary General of the UN? Yes to both of those. Not too mention fully transform the DNC into nothing but a vehicle to fund her foundation.
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so somebody posted a poll of wisconsin with cruz leading earlier tonight didn't they? well that data has been overtaken by events, hasn't it i assume there's polls out there asking people how they feel about the stasi in muslim neighborhoods right now, but tomorrow they'll have to update their questionnaires polls are days behind the times and that's like a geologic era
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MasterSitsu posted:January 24, 2016 or 2015
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MasterSitsu posted:January 24, 2015 e: not 2016 what if the affair is coming from inside Mrs. Cruz?!
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My Imaginary GF posted:what if
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MasterSitsu posted:January 24, 2015 e: not 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGmRKWJdwBc
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:does ted cruz actually have a penis or does he use his pseudopod as a crude phallus? Made me think of Cruz's face on Londo Mollari.
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etalian posted:I liked the article on how Cruz's facial features are designed to trigger feelings disgust and distrust in humans. Can I see this please
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"The Cuban Mistress Crises" Starring Ted "The Zodiac Thrilla" Cruz (props 2 cheesydog)
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Q-sixtysix posted:Can I see this please http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/neurologist-explains-why-its-hard-to-look-at-ted-cruzs-creepy-unsettling-face/ quote:he has risen in the polls, more attention is being paid to Texas Sen. Ted Cruz’s overall electability as a man who looks, as one fellow Princeton classmate described him: “about as telegenic as an undertaker.” Basically his facial structure triggers feelings of revulsion in people, for example for his smile his lips are turned down slightly which corresponds to a look of disdain. etalian has issued a correction as of 16:47 on Mar 26, 2016 |
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etalian posted:http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/neurologist-explains-why-its-hard-to-look-at-ted-cruzs-creepy-unsettling-face/ I hate to have to do this every time, but this is the guy who's calling out Cruz for having a weird face:  I mean, he's not wrong, but glass houses and all that....
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Cnut the Great posted:I hate to have to do this every time, but this is the guy who's calling out Cruz for having a weird face: cowabunga
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The Brown Menace posted:cowabunga He's certainly turtle-y enough.
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Cnut the Great posted:I hate to have to do this every time, but this is the guy who's calling out Cruz for having a weird face: I loved him on rocko's modern life
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Cnut the Great posted:I hate to have to do this every time, but this is the guy who's calling out Cruz for having a weird face: The difference is I can look at that guy's face without millions of years of evolutionary instinct screaming at me to hit it with a tree branch and run away.
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potee posted:The difference is I can look at that guy's face without millions of years of evolutionary instinct screaming at me to hit it with a tree branch and run away. There's a cluster of large exhaust vents on the slanted roof of a laundromat near my house, and their formation and mottled grayish coloration (as well as one towards the middle front being whiter and more prominent than the others) has made me on more than one occasion jump in fright while driving by because I catch them out of the corner of my eye and instinctively think, "gently caress. WOLVES." And then the rest of my brain catches up and I feel like a moron because roof wolves are not a thing, and also those are dryer exhaust vents. What I'm saying is don't be afraid of your heritage, creatures who wouldn't have had an instinctive aversion to something vaguely Cruz-shaped probably didn't make it through the late cretaceous. Content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNC4FHR4XLA
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Cephalocidal posted:There's a cluster of large exhaust vents on the slanted roof of a laundromat near my house, and their formation and mottled grayish coloration (as well as one towards the middle front being whiter and more prominent than the others) has made me on more than one occasion jump in fright while driving by because I catch them out of the corner of my eye and instinctively think, "gently caress. WOLVES." And then the rest of my brain catches up and I feel like a moron because roof wolves are not a thing, and also those are dryer exhaust vents. What I'm saying is don't be afraid of your heritage, creatures who wouldn't have had an instinctive aversion to something vaguely Cruz-shaped probably didn't make it through the late cretaceous. So what you're saying is Ted Cruz is roughly analogous to a Blindsight vampire? An offshoot of humanity, extinct for thousands of years, and now resurrected by genetic engineering?
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Ok actually wrt the horribleness of his face, something just clicked. It's the Thatcher Effect. He's literally assembled wrong - there's an illustration of the Thatcher Effect at a local museum using a picture of Boris Yeltsin and it looks just the gently caress like him.
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My Imaginary GF posted:what if it being Heidi instead of Ted who was boinking all those staffers might be the only possible way This loving Primary could continue its exponential curve on the insanity/time plot
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Constant Hamprince posted:it being Heidi instead of Ted who was boinking all those staffers might be the only possible way This loving Primary could continue its exponential curve on the insanity/time plot I liked the story how the police found her sitting in the grass next to a freeway entrance and was in a state of shock. I guess she saw Ted Cruz naked again.
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etalian posted:I liked the story how the police found her sitting in the grass next to a freeway entrance and was in a state of shock. Ted Cruz maybe raped a woman, and you'll never guess what happened next!!!!
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Constant Hamprince posted:it being Heidi instead of Ted who was boinking all those staffers might be the only possible way This loving Primary could continue its exponential curve on the insanity/time plot Except that would be kind of hot instead of a Lovecraftian horror
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