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chocalone we can do chocolittle, but chocether we can chocochange the world: special dark
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Mar 30, 2016 01:22
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May 9, 2024 08:56
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- yeah actually they will
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I, Tony, being of sound mind, want you to think of painful social isolation and despair whenever you think of my chocolate. My ideal consumer is a woman or man who has been abandoned by their friends and family, probably forever. My marketing strategy will be to place my chocolate bar on a desert island and sink passing ships with my submarine.
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Mar 30, 2016 03:25
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- yeah actually they will
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Hi. My name is Bertrand. This is an unusual kind of chocolate bar. It exists to help people whose lives have been affected by minefields. I know what you're thinking: "Huh? Minefields?" Yes. Every year, over 15,000 people are killed by minefields, 80% of them civilians, most of these civilians being children and the elderly. With the money you've spent on this delicious chocolate bar (that's right, this one you're holding right now!), it's our goal to de-mine as many minefields as we can. Please enjoy, and be sure to tell your friends about Big Bertrand's Phimosis Nougat.
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Mar 30, 2016 03:30
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I, Tony, being of sound mind, want you to think of painful social isolation and despair whenever you think of my chocolate. My ideal consumer is a woman or man who has been abandoned by their friends and family, probably forever. My marketing strategy will be to place my chocolate bar on a desert island and sink passing ships with my submarine.
lol
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Mar 30, 2016 03:54
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- google THIS
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well, fellow board members, those chocoloners have forced our hand. we're losing market share by the day. effective immediately, the hershey company will source it's chocolate only from slavery-free plantations, and we will celebrate this change by releasing a new, limited edition product: Kissappointment
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Mar 30, 2016 04:43
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Hi. My name is Bertrand. This is an unusual kind of chocolate bar. It exists to help people whose lives have been affected by minefields. I know what you're thinking: "Huh? Minefields?" Yes. Every year, over 15,000 people are killed by minefields, 80% of them civilians, most of these civilians being children and the elderly. With the money you've spent on this delicious chocolate bar (that's right, this one you're holding right now!), it's our goal to de-mine as many minefields as we can. Please enjoy, and be sure to tell your friends about Big Bertrand's Phimosis Nougat.
well, fellow board members, those chocoloners have forced our hand. we're losing market share by the day. effective immediately, the hershey company will source it's chocolate only from slavery-free plantations, and we will celebrate this change by releasing a new, limited edition product: Kissappointment
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Mar 30, 2016 05:39
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Hello, I'm Tony’s Chocoinnocence. I'm an unusual kind of chocolate bar. I exist to prove that I didn't kill my wife. I know what you're thinking, 'I don't care!' -- That's the same thing the leader of the FBI task force leading the tri-state manhunt for me said before I leapt out of that drainage sluice. In fact, right now, law enforcement officers are attempting to arrest me for that heinous crime I didn’t commit. My mission is to prove my innocence and find the man responsible for my wife’s murder, and I lead by example. Pls share a piece of me, and my story. Alone, I can only run so far, but together we can prevent this miscarriage of justice and get vengeance against the one-armed man.
joke_explainer fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Mar 30, 2016
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Mar 30, 2016 18:00
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- FutonForensic
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lmao
 
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Mar 30, 2016 18:06
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May 9, 2024 08:56
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- MrWillsauce
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I hope you get the Tony Chocochair
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