- alnilam
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This might be controversial but personally i think slavery is pretty bad... I appreciate Tony for speaking his mind about this
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Mar 26, 2016 23:59
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May 21, 2024 10:24
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- alnilam
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Just like my mom always said, if you can't achieve complete, global, and immediate victory for a cause, don't bother doing anything at all
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Mar 29, 2016 15:58
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- alnilam
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drat. Ok. The joke was that chocolate melts easily and meltdowns have the word "melt" in it. If someone wants to do a better job, I think this joke has potential, so feel free.
Another thing to consider in this joke is that it's best to melt chocolate in a double boiler, so that you don't scorch it
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Mar 29, 2016 15:59
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- alnilam
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I, Tony, being of sound mind, want you to think of painful social isolation and despair whenever you think of my chocolate. My ideal consumer is a woman or man who has been abandoned by their friends and family, probably forever. My marketing strategy will be to place my chocolate bar on a desert island and sink passing ships with my submarine.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:51
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May 21, 2024 10:24
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- alnilam
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chocalone we can do chocolittle, but chocether we can chocochange the world: special dark
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