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I read the anti-slavery chocolate wrapper and it made me think that slavery was bad but later that day I read a chocolate wrapper that said that slavery was good so unfortunately I now think that slavery is really good
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Hi it's me the guy who gets all his facts from chocolate bar wrappers. Yesterday I read a chocolate bar wrapper that said shoes were bad so I had to walk home barefoot. It was a really sunny day so I burned my feet on the tarmac and later my soles got all cut up when I took a shortcut through a briar thicket. Bar was pretty good, very smooth, nice cocoa/milk ratio
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Mar 27, 2016 18:30
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Yesterday was a hassle, got trapped in a room with multiple instances of the AND, OR, XOR and NOT chocolate bars and was tricked into performing several menial yet increasingly complex tasks
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Mar 27, 2016 18:31
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unequally divided Hey folks it's me Tony. Yeah haha the guy from the front of the wrapper, it's hosed up I know but here I am. Just popping in on the back of my chocolate bar wrapper to say: "Hey - isn't it weird that chocolate is so sweet and tasty when there is no more bitter a taste than that of unfair trade practices in the third world?" That's why I've made my chocolate bar as lovely and hosed up as the world we live in today. Just try and break off a square of this piece of poo poo stained glass window rear end bar. I bet you can't but try anyway you stupid mother fucker. -Tony
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Mar 29, 2016 00:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKaNbK19E4I This video but he's saying tony's chocolonely
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Mar 29, 2016 02:42
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misty mountaintop posted:I, Tony, being of sound mind, want you to think of painful social isolation and despair whenever you think of my chocolate. My ideal consumer is a woman or man who has been abandoned by their friends and family, probably forever. My marketing strategy will be to place my chocolate bar on a desert island and sink passing ships with my submarine.
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Mar 30, 2016 03:25
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Hi. My name is Bertrand. This is an unusual kind of chocolate bar. It exists to help people whose lives have been affected by minefields. I know what you're thinking: "Huh? Minefields?" Yes. Every year, over 15,000 people are killed by minefields, 80% of them civilians, most of these civilians being children and the elderly. With the money you've spent on this delicious chocolate bar (that's right, this one you're holding right now!), it's our goal to de-mine as many minefields as we can. Please enjoy, and be sure to tell your friends about Big Bertrand's Phimosis Nougat.
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