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*parks SUV in between two parking spaces*
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Mar 29, 2016 02:23
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*meets another suburban mom of the same age "hhhhhrrrmmmmmmmmeeaarmmmmnnnnngggghhh - indescribable vocal frying sounds of communication
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Mar 29, 2016 02:23
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hello how are you i hope you are well. i am also doing well well it nice to meet you. good bye
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Mar 29, 2016 02:23
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Mar 29, 2016 02:25
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*complains about husband looking for just too long at Kim K's rear end
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Mar 29, 2016 02:25
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"Hey Cheryl, good morning." "Mornin'! " *Cheryl walks off* "loving oval office."
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Mar 29, 2016 02:27
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symbolic posted:*complains about husband looking for just too long at Kim K's rear end I knew a woman who was irate that another woman would dare wear a bikini outdoors because her husband might see. The husband was scared loving shitless.
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Mar 29, 2016 02:28
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*lives a decent rewarding life*
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Mar 29, 2016 02:28
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*parks car in front of driveway so the children can play basketball without having to worry about the ball going into the street*
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Mar 29, 2016 02:29
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*puts husband on a diet*
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Mar 29, 2016 02:30
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*Verbally abuses husband for years until his spirit breaks. Buys a strap-on and pegs him on the reg. Bangs a Chad on the side.* I call this meeting of the Christian Spartan Elementary school PTA to order.
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Mar 29, 2016 02:33
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what is with moms and that haircut. what is it that happens to you where yo uthink that haircut is a good idea
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Mar 29, 2016 02:33
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:what is with moms and that haircut. what is it that happens to you where yo uthink that haircut is a good idea Box wine poisoning
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Mar 29, 2016 02:33
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*has Jamberry party *has Pampered Chef party *has Scentsy party "Why don't my friends want to come over any more?"
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Mar 29, 2016 02:35
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A suburban mom driving back home pulls into her neighborhood, only to see another suburban mom walking her labradoodle. She stops in the middle of the road to have a conversation for 30 minutes, her kids still in the backseat and 2 cars stopped behind them.
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Mar 29, 2016 02:36
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these names are making me angry enough to punch through a wall
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Mar 29, 2016 02:37
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*watches My 500 Pound Life
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Mar 29, 2016 02:40
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Dirty Sanchez posted:*has Jamberry party I live 5 miles from the Scentsy headquarters. There are so many SUVs with that logo in the back window.
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Mar 29, 2016 02:40
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*cheats at Easter egg hunt*
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Mar 29, 2016 02:41
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*doesn't ever suck her husbands dick. ever.*
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Mar 29, 2016 02:43
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i'm not going to be like my mom, i am going to use antidepressants instead of valium
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Mar 29, 2016 02:44
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dad gay. so what posted:*doesn't ever suck her husbands dick. ever.* husband gets a handy from a guy in the hot tub, so what
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Mar 29, 2016 02:46
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:what is with moms and that haircut. what is it that happens to you where yo uthink that haircut is a good idea It's to signal they're done having sex.
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Mar 29, 2016 02:46
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"What do you mean you got a D in social studies!? That's it, I'm calling your teacher and sorting this poo poo out!"
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Mar 29, 2016 02:47
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what? i read!
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Mar 29, 2016 02:52
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"Well little Jamiroquai has peanut, gluten, and dihydrogen monoxide allergies and Chelby has autism because we were foolish enough to listen to the doctor and now she's got autism super hard."
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Mar 29, 2016 02:54
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s-some times it's jjust so hard
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Mar 29, 2016 02:59
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*lets me gently caress her raw and cum inside because she's on a nuclear dose of birth control to prevent another Jayden* Okay thanks for installing the cable and giving me a little extra service now I'm going to watch hgtv for the next 16 hours.
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Mar 29, 2016 03:01
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"Of course I didn't get jackie vaccinated. Those things cause autism you know..."
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Mar 29, 2016 03:07
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*drops kids off school* *does an hour of housework* "Oh my, honey. I've just had such a busy day today. Can you make dinner"?
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Mar 29, 2016 03:08
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*is a real see you next Tuesday*
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Mar 29, 2016 03:14
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Airborne Viking posted:"Of course I didn't get jackie vaccinated. Those things cause autism you know..."
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Mar 29, 2016 03:14
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*heart swells with pride after working up the nerve to welcome new minority family to the neighborhood*
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Mar 29, 2016 03:16
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*blows and fucks 100 dudes in college* *has a pro-life sticker on minivan*
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Mar 29, 2016 03:18
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Ringo Star Get posted:*blows and fucks 100 dudes in college* Lol only 100
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Mar 29, 2016 03:25
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*every 2 hours, takes a 45-minute break from work to pump milk from my breasts*
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Mar 29, 2016 03:26
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*uses kid's college fund to pay for the newest iPhone mother why 
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Mar 29, 2016 03:30
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*cums explosively while watching Grey's Anatomy*
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