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Tom Gorman posted:i think the best video game is super mario world tbh SORRY DUMB rear end ITS SUpER MARIO 3 NICE TRY 
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*poses for camera, licks controller* I am a VIDEOGAMER Grrrlz of gaming.
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Mar 29, 2016 05:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvjBX6yk4Ic
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Mar 29, 2016 05:55
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you might be a videogamer if you're a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt
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Mar 29, 2016 05:59
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you pretend that flashing lights and chiming musical cues cause the same feeling as genuine accomplishment
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Mar 29, 2016 06:09
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you might be a video gamer if you base your identity on buying consumer electronics
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Mar 29, 2016 06:59
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you buitl your own pc and have razer gear otherwise your not a REAL gamer like me. a real GAMER wouldnt settle for a PREBUILT or some stupid box with the wrong type of ram, a REAL gamer would wear his RAZER gear with pride while he dials in the sensitivity on his logitech G502 an mentally prepares himself to frag other pro gamers while the glow of his CUSTOm case illuminates his STEELSERIES mechanical keyboard and logitech mousepad
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Mar 29, 2016 07:04
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-you're a giant loving baby who can emit rays of pure poo poo from your fingers when people don't like what you do
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Mar 29, 2016 07:32
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im a willow tree
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Mar 29, 2016 07:33
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sit beneath my boughs and sup from the puddles between my roots, they shall bring the deep dream of the other side
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Mar 29, 2016 07:34
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you are an average person in the year 2016
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Mar 29, 2016 07:35
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social vegan posted:- you could drive a car real good on the first try because of all the practice you had playing mario kart on the super nintendo you could learn to drive stick on the cruis'n' USA arcade machine except i don't think it had a physical clutch
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Mar 29, 2016 07:37
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Shaquin posted:sit beneath my boughs and sup from the puddles between my roots, they shall bring the deep dream of the other side im gonna put you on my buddy list with orkin mang
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Mar 29, 2016 07:40
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Nation posted:im gonna put you on my buddy list with orkin mang 
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Mar 29, 2016 07:42
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Marvin Freeman posted:you might be a gamer if every time you see a mushroom you eat it. but instead of "leveling up" you get terrible diarrhea haahhaha, which could also be due to the mt. dew and beef jerky... who really knows? Welp, see you guys & remember to "do the dew?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHY3kq6uoko
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Mar 29, 2016 07:52
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social vegan posted:- you look for a "save point" every time you enter a room before you take a difficult exam (gets me every time) 
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Mar 29, 2016 07:59
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thats cool
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Mar 29, 2016 07:59
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you might be a gamr if you smash your friends vase looking for ruppees but its actually his mothers urn so he starts raining down haymakers on your doughy flesh and when you regain consciousness you notice you pissed yourself
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Mar 29, 2016 08:11
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when you look down you don't have any feet i guess this applies to goons as well
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Mar 29, 2016 08:23
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mario is real
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Mar 29, 2016 08:27
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Shaquin posted:mario is real does this mean the coolest green brother is real too?
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Mar 29, 2016 08:29
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ha ha ha ha, i can really realate to this!! edutL how about this, you might be a gammer if you dont have any friendso r a social life and your a big fatty who looks like a jerk and smels like a fart edit: 3: you migt be a cideo gamer if you listen to this song, a real whole a lot!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo edit 2: you might be a gamer ify ou know for a fact that a playstation 2 controller will snap neatly in half if you stomp on it! you also have anger problems are are probably a huge dick lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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Mar 29, 2016 08:29
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lonesomedwarf posted:
This is totally me lol.
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Mar 29, 2016 08:33
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- You get legitimately angry at the mere mention of women
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Mar 29, 2016 08:35
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i tell ya catch me in a game of tetris while ya flashing that side boob and talking about thongs on a fighting game girl and im gonna terminator through the drywall and make one hell of a terrible youtube
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Mar 29, 2016 08:37
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this is your jam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z40cgVpaM0
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Mar 29, 2016 08:40
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Shout out to Darunia ride or die motherfucker
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Mar 29, 2016 08:45
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or you still weep when you listen to nobuos music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsujYjkekow
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Mar 29, 2016 08:47
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gently caress im sitting here thinking about wrestling with some gorons and john cenas intro song is playing poo poo IM pUMpED
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Mar 29, 2016 08:49
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Shaquin posted:gently caress im sitting here thinking about wrestling with some gorons and john cenas intro song is playing poo poo IM pUMpED i bet cena couldnt fu a goron they are made of stone or something i think?
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Mar 29, 2016 08:54
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Tfw she is in another castle
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Mar 29, 2016 11:12
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i "fast travel" to work in that i am both blacked out behind the wheel and speeding i suspect
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Mar 29, 2016 11:34
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- You keep running even after you collide with an obstacle and your feet slide frictionlessly over the ground. - You ride a goose around and shoot beams at other goose riders - The wheels of your car are octagons and you don't think it's weird - You eat and drink food that's been left out on the ground - You break into people's houses and smash them up to steal their coins and jewelry.
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Mar 29, 2016 11:54
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- When you stub your toe, you touch a medical kit to feel better! - While driving, you always run over the painted on road signals for power ups! - you have never felt, and will never feel, the gentle joy of a lovers touch - In gym class, you have perfected the "double jump"!
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Mar 29, 2016 11:58
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you eat food to fix medical issues instead of going to the doctor. this might also mean you're american
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Mar 29, 2016 12:12
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- harass women on the internet for daring to place any sort of cultural criticism on your art
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Mar 29, 2016 12:48
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- You live in a big city but never travel beyond an area larger than about four or five blocks.
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Mar 29, 2016 12:51
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 - this isnt even youre top speed
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Mar 29, 2016 12:52
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you shoot up your school because youre being bullied
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Mar 29, 2016 13:51
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you make the frogger video game (arcade) sound effects and hop across the road avoiding traffic!
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