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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Idiot Lawsuit
 
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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 All of you lieberals siding with the money grubbing geezer stealing from a poor ol' multinational corporation. This is why everyone else is beating us! Grow a pair and read through the lines. Hot coffee was just a distraction from hotter coffee(9/11) Learn the truth!

Anyway, after you've learned the truth, have a gander at ye olde "[Jonathon Lee Riches] sues everyone"
http://citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/NC_FP_Lawsuit.pdf
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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

4) Ms Davies took Mr Bennison to court for trespass, claiming that his bullet entered her property without her permission.
5) Mr Bennison claimed in his defence that the body of the dead cat was still on the roof of the shed, and his bullet had therefore never touched the ground.
6) the judge had to decide whether you could trespass on somebody's property if your feet never touch the ground.

loving Australian cases, man. They never go in the direction you think they're gonna.

If a frisbee lands on the roof a house that's not yours, it's still on the roof of a house. You've just been served Timmy, see you in court

(Why wouldn't she sue for vandalism, destruction of property, animal cruelty, etc? Was this an additional complaint she was suing for?)

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