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clitical hit: Nov 21, 2015

just explain how it got there

my friend plays a lot of video games and he came up with this phrase and posted it on twitter. he still doesn't know i stole it

# ? Mar 30, 2016 11:37

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inokichi: Nov 3, 2005

A character from Akira Kurosawa film "Yojimbo"

# ? Mar 30, 2016 11:42

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I look like a potato.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 11:47

hey welcome to the show!: Jan 22, 2014; nobody loves me

spud posted:

I look like a potato.

Also rhymes with stud. At least thats how I've always seen your name.
Anyway... My name is boring. I'm a scorpio and my last name is derived from majesty hence the ScorpioMajesty.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 11:52

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

My username was given too me by the lowtax man. I could never come up with putting these 3 words together.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 11:54

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

I randomly chose it from a dictionary when I was transferring my old WoW character to a new server in 2007 and my name was already taken. I added the -ed because just Gridlock sounded weird to me.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 11:56

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

the mr bungle song

also it's really hard to search for people that have quoted me

# ? Mar 30, 2016 11:57

clitical hit: Nov 21, 2015

Quote-Unquote posted:

the mr bungle song

also it's really hard to search for people that have quoted me

mr bungle is a good band

# ? Mar 30, 2016 11:58

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

I punch my hate into the punching bag and it becomes the hatebag. It is a bad name and i don't even punch things anymore.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:05

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ozma gave it to me

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:07

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

julian assflange posted:

Ozma gave it to me

cool story but how did you come up with your username?

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:07

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I posted in a name change thread that it was my first time successfully posting in a name change thread.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:22

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

My username was given too me by the lowtax man. I could never come up with putting these 3 words together.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:24

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

A Ship, well, The Ship. The Chairmakers ship. to be precise.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:32

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
AND
GAGGED

i had cysts on my butte

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:43

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I read through the entire bible one year and Ehud was the best character

basically Israel asks God for help and God sends a left handed guy named Ehud who stabs a really fat king named Eglon

he's so fat that the entire blade is absorbed into his fat gut lol

From Judges 3:

quote:

12 Again the Israelites did evil in the eyes of the Lord, and because they did this evil the Lord gave Eglon king of Moab power over Israel. 13 Getting the Ammonites and Amalekites to join him, Eglon came and attacked Israel, and they took possession of the City of Palms. 14 The Israelites were subject to Eglon king of Moab for eighteen years.

15 Again the Israelites cried out to the Lord, and he gave them a deliverer�Ehud, a left-handed man, the son of Gera the Benjamite. The Israelites sent him with tribute to Eglon king of Moab. 16 Now Ehud had made a double-edged sword about a cubit long, which he strapped to his right thigh under his clothing. 17 He presented the tribute to Eglon king of Moab, who was a very fat man. 18 After Ehud had presented the tribute, he sent on their way those who had carried it. 19 But on reaching the stone images near Gilgal he himself went back to Eglon and said, �Your Majesty, I have a secret message for you.�

The king said to his attendants, �Leave us!� And they all left.

20 Ehud then approached him while he was sitting alone in the upper room of his palace and said, �I have a message from God for you.� As the king rose from his seat, 21 Ehud reached with his left hand, drew the sword from his right thigh and plunged it into the king�s belly. 22 Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it. 23 Then Ehud went out to the porch; he shut the doors of the upper room behind him and locked them.

24 After he had gone, the servants came and found the doors of the upper room locked. They said, �He must be relieving himself in the inner room of the palace.� 25 They waited to the point of embarrassment, but when he did not open the doors of the room, they took a key and unlocked them. There they saw their lord fallen to the floor, dead.

26 While they waited, Ehud got away. He passed by the stone images and escaped to Seirah. 27 When he arrived there, he blew a trumpet in the hill country of Ephraim, and the Israelites went down with him from the hills, with him leading them.

28 �Follow me,� he ordered, �for the Lord has given Moab, your enemy, into your hands.� So they followed him down and took possession of the fords of the Jordan that led to Moab; they allowed no one to cross over. 29 At that time they struck down about ten thousand Moabites, all vigorous and strong; not one escaped. 30 That day Moab was made subject to Israel, and the land had peace for eighty years.

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peanut: Sep 9, 2007

gosh it's kind of embarassing

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:56

Yomofo: Jun 7, 2005; by Cyrano4747

When I 1st started speaking, my Dad / Uncle thought it would be funny if I ran around saying "Yo Mofo" aka yo mother fucker. It stuck

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:57

hamtaro: Oct 7, 2008

Little hamsters, big adventures!

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:00

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

Iiiiiiii... UUUUUUUUUU

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:02

Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

My keys were on the desk the day I signed up.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:07

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

it was bestowed upon me by a senile blind gypsy

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:13

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

It was my stage name in my old band.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:15

cloven hoof: Mar 17, 2009

I worked as a cheese maker on a goat farm.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:17

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

staberind posted:

A Ship, well, The Ship. The Chairmakers ship. to be precise.

you spelled it wrong though

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:18

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

It was in the cards.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:29

Who Is Paul Blart: Oct 22, 2010

It's terrible as am I

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:53

Napoleon Nelson: Nov 8, 2012

I stole the name of a guy running for the board of education in my hometown

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:53

Oh Hell No: Oct 10, 2007; I've got the world on a string.

It's the title of an unpublished Tolstoy short story about a young man dying of syphilis that you can only read in a special room in the Russian State Library under the watch of an armed guard.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:03

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

I judge tits and am very respected in that arena

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:04

naM sdrawkcaB: Feb 17, 2011

That one scene in Freddy Got Fingered.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:10

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Clamps McGraw posted:

you spelled it wrong though

Yeah, it ensures my username is not.... used.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:11

Redmanred: Aug 29, 2005; My hometown japan

Racist Disney song

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:18

lilbeefer: Oct 4, 2004

Just saying all the things everyone is thinking.
Dunno why Fickle, there isnothing Fickle about this man. He is never going to not be awful.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:19

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

inokichi posted:

A character from Akira Kurosawa film "Yojimbo"

That's funny, I was going to be "The Steve With No Name" as an homage to Yojimbo's unofficial remake, but I shortened it.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:21

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

I like to read book

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:22

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

fickle poofterist posted:

Just saying all the things everyone is thinking.
Dunno why Fickle, there isnothing Fickle about this man. He is never going to not be awful.

in all fairness that is very well spoken and erudite for a queenslander a man sticks his dick in another mans rear end .

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:39

lilbeefer: Oct 4, 2004

lonesomedwarf posted:

in all fairness that is very well spoken and erudite for a queenslander a man sticks his dick in another mans rear end .

Jokes aside, he is an auctioneer and I want to see a video of him pumping up the crowd. Desperately.

Edit: Even better if it's a new townhouse development and a bunch of gay DINKs turn up to buy it.

lilbeefer fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Mar 30, 2016

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:44

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Got mine in the yospos namechange thread.

TOOT BOOT came up with this truly hilarious name.

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how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

From the internet picture where the dog asks the athetits if god doesn't exists, then how him a dog learned English?

But I see myself as more of a frog than a dog.

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